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Fabrizio says medical booked for Odysseas Vlachodimos

Christ that Blyth statement is ... interesting

Christ. When I said I wanted the Saudis I meant for signings like Mamardashvili, not this plonker who flaps at corners.

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Newcastle through agent Marian Khadour and the club's ownership/management have offered €41M to @valenciacf for Mamardasvhili 📈 The English club has been raising the offer and now the ball is in Peter Lim's court

CCC I believe (?), was just told Durham Cricket

PIF are buying Durham Cricket club and assisting in the purchase of another NE football club allegedly.

To be fair Fabrizio has picked up on it now

Look if I gotta see this shite all summer, you all gotta suffer too

Our good friend Sean Casey (sadly)

Adarabioyo and Kelly supposedly done and signed off

Absolutely fooking class. Would argue his passing is a weakness.

TELL ME NAN ME NAN A WONT BE HOME FOR SCRAN I’M GOING TO KAZAKHSTAN TELL ME NAN ME NAN

Isak and Wilson both travelled down

Injured again, hamstring.

Had to bring it back alive, not long now until daily plane spotting commences

https://twitter.com/5yntax_Err0r/status/1787821901198279063

Seen this concept going around on Twitter, and I seriously can't fault it

I'm on 3 hours sleep, allow it

Dubrakva Hall Burn Schär Tino Bruno Longstaff Anderson Barnes Isak Gordon Or similar, surely

TBR Football understands that Newcastle United believe Bruno Guimaraes will snub interest to stay at Newcastle United this summer. The Brazilian midfielder committed himself to the club with a new deal earlier this season which TBR understands made him the highest-paid player at the club.

Dinna but NDM is assisting Gateshead so no ripoff needed

Rob Elliots super playoff army

Still gan to trial like even if injunction was denied, important to remember that and not get too carried away for now (although fuck Fat Ashley)