Izakaya

The Dildo Twins would have our eyes out over Bowen, they'd want at least $75m and it'd take an astronomical wage to get him out of London. Shame as he'd be perfect for us.

Should have worn the white shorts.

Hope we never see him again.

Should have been him after Rafa. Way too late for him now.

Anyone saying they're not arsed if we get beat in the grand scheme of things is mental. We absolutely have to beat the mackems at any opportunity.

If CFS are selling it then it'll be legit.

Doesn't mean it's 100% 'fake' (whatever that even means these days) Fake remakes of retro kits is a very new thing so if you bought it in 2006 I'd say you're good.

Is that old trainline running past the arena site still in use?

Gerrim selt.

Whiff of bisto here lads....

Had on a second.... ???

Really? I think I've only heard Karen Carney's punditry a few times and she's managed to completely fuck up her point and trip over her words every time. Plus she speaks like her mouth is full of marbles.

Good lawd No blue ?

Stick a white trefoil logo and the old NUF badge on that and it's the simply the best kit ever created by man.

Said it once and I'll say it again. If Bradley Lowery was a mag they'd have no problem taking the piss out of him.

Just woke up to a million texts about this. Oh my god. This season is utterly insane.

Dubravka, man u... Again

Gordon with that gel sachet there, looked like he was having a hoon on a vape

When did the Czech Republic change to being called Czechia?

Think Man U are due to be absolutely bummed daft. Saturday night, under the lights, crowd after blood following the PSG game, an extra days rest, Howe will have the cunts fired right up... 4-0, with Ten Hag sacked afterwards.

Could look something similar to this

How much fentanyl do you need coursing through your veins to even think of that statement man.

We got anyone back from injury for this?