Izakaya

Wtfs the story behind that? Why's it so long? ?

Is that in Newcastle International Airport? ??

Went up to SJP earlier to get some photos with my Aussie son, just to have some photo proof he can't support anyone else when he grows up ? Club shop was very sparse apart from the new kits. Tops only, no shorts or socks, and didn't look like there was any number printing happening. Picked up some of the blue training shorts for £12.

Consistently shite kits for years no matter what the manufacturer. Which it seems they change a lot.

Imagine a 75,000 seater stadium by the river, with a ferry port shipping fans up the Tyne, with collosal sandstone neo-classical features reflecting the heritage of the city architecture, yet also being the most state of the art, futuristic stadia on the planet. Jesus. Wet tip material.

On one hand were saying we have a budget but then publicly bidding $30m+ for players, so yes, we are letting people know how much we're going to spend. I mean, I get why we're doing it but no one's going to believe us ?

How can we simultaneously be working within a tight budget and also willing to spend €30m+ on Ekitike?

Is Eriksen even any good? Either I haven't been looking hard enough or I've barely seen his name mentioned anywhere.

Same tbh. Was more a reference of the level of player rather than specifically Bale/Neymar. Still think Dybala might get linked soon.

I still think, based on absolutely nowt, that we're going to pull off an absolute shock of a transfer completely out of the blue. Lewa/Griezmann/Neymar/Bale levels.

"Ah wuz there Marra, ah saw them sowdeez repaint the concourse with me arn eyes, what a time to be alive."

Wheyyyyyy

Probably end up at Villa.

Seemed like he was until Ashworth came in.

Don't give Balenciaga any ideas

Feel like he really doesn't want to come here.

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Genuinely looks like he sucks off alsatians for wet baccy under Park Lane station.

Griezmann anyone?

It's Mohammed Bin Rashid al Maktoum who's in with Godolphin isn't it.

If you can feel the tape tension, then you've overexerted the muscle it's been applied to. It's more of a warning than a treatment, or so my osteopath reckons.

I would have preferred Nick Pope over Henderson anyway

Don't start changing the criteria now I've found someone ?

What an incredibly specific image ?