Izakaya

Griezmann anyone?

It's Mohammed Bin Rashid al Maktoum who's in with Godolphin isn't it.

If you can feel the tape tension, then you've overexerted the muscle it's been applied to. It's more of a warning than a treatment, or so my osteopath reckons.

I would have preferred Nick Pope over Henderson anyway

Don't start changing the criteria now I've found someone ?

What an incredibly specific image ?

Every ITK on here and Twitter looks a tit.

We won't sign a single one of our main targets I reckon Paqueta, Lodi, Botman, Ekitke, Diaby etc

Made our fans look like tits really like. Everyone expected a revised sponsorship deal in line with our owners expectations and sticking with fun88 kind of gives off the vibe they couldn't land a decent new deal.

Imagine the fewm from the Twitter fartsniffers if we had neon green instead of blue for a 3rd colour

That's the one! oooooOOOO OW OW, EKI..EKITIKE!

Thought he cancelled it tbh. However, an attendance for a gig has nowt to do with SAFC or even Sunderland as a city considering the other choices are Manchester or Glasgow.

Fuck you on about?

Does that mean we can call Mackems the Fewcherheads

Be worth sitting on it to see what the Saudis would offer to knock it down ?

There's no reason, bar weird tradition, that you can't have two rotating keepers.

For those who don't know, there's an AFL team called Collingwood; (Named after the suburb in Melbourne which in turn, was named after our Lord Collingwood, plays in black and white, formed in 1892, and also called the magpies, mad eh?) Their crests are pretty decent and wouldn't mind something similar.

I'd be very happy with that. However the light blue can fuck clean off, absolutely hate how it's been adopted as our 3rd colour now.

I'm having an orgasm against my will

Winks, Mings and DCL are exactly the type of signings Ashley would have pushed for if he wasn't such a tight fuck.

Well aye, fuckin Wimbletoon FC ?

Once he came on I didn't hear his name mentioned again. Absolute carthorse who should be peddled to the first interested party. We'd probably get about £7m for him.

Should have been "How's the bacon vs Howe it's going"

RENT. FREE.