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I've never been to Valencia but I'm very certain it's a lot more beautiful a city than Liverpool or Newcastle tbf.

Yeah that's been bollocks from the get go. A blind man on a galloping horse can see we're going to be spending more than £60m.

I think the way we currently play is dictated by the limitations of the players abilities tbh. You'll see a different style of play altogether next season.

DO IT

That's genuinely shit.

Holt is nowt but a fat pisshead relying on hate clicks to fund his next bottle, and needs reminding of it at every turn.

Fun88 will not be on the shirts next season.

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Well that's a white logo for a start.

I hate the blue too. It's just been sort of co-adopted as our 3rd colour since the Blue Star badge.

Just think of the amusing content these utter cro-magnons will produce on their bi-yearly trip into civilization.

Could we still mathematically go down?

Suck me from the back

Makes sense they incorporate it into the Matchday experience, they already chant that when they see a brown person on Wearside.

Amanda's gogs ?

A rare 9:30pm game for me. Actually bought Optus Sport for it too

Hahaha. That was a bit before I was living in Melbourne but I've heard stories about how it was a literal shitshow ?

At the end of the AFL season, the final match is held at the MCG and usually has a big international band on for a halftime show. In 2017 the Killer's did the show, but then also put on a free show after the game too, which doesn't usually happen. We had to queue up again outside while they set the stage in the centre of the pitch. There was only a few hundred allowed in but seeing the Killers, for nowt, in the MCG was a mint experience. No reason NUFC and Sam Fender couldn't do this!

Well not necessarily. You can win in without ever being in the PL.

Forgive me if this is a stupid thing to say, but; We always hear the 'They have won nowt in 50 year' fact kicking about. Why isn't winning the championship considered a trophy? We're 2 for 2 in championship league titles, it's listed as an honour on both Rafa and Chris Hughton's record, we were certainly given a trophy for it, but why is it always overlooked when talking about a teams titles?

The cunt clearly eats boot for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Again, ACAB.

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Reminder the lasses are playing at SJP on Sunday. £3 a ticket.

How many times have newly promoted teams went on to get promoted again?

Everton down Very keen to see Sunderland go up, and the mackems to be deliriously happy, only to come bottom of the 'Champo' next season. Which they will as considering the investment needed to compete for promotion in that league.