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There are certain symptoms that can mean you’re still contagious (runny nose, shits) but if you don’t have those you’re basically safe regardless of the test results. In lab conditions they struggled to demonstrate contagion after 9 days iirc. I’ve very recently had it, and was still testing positive after three weeks. The tests are hopeless for about three months once you’ve been ill.

Not after 10 days. Even if you keep testing positive, 10 days appears to be the point where the virus can’t be passed on.

10. We’re gone.

That wasn’t a Brazilian national team manager. That was Rafa describing us

Do not understand why people thought he was good for 5 minutes last year. Decent shot stopper but hopeless at everything else.

First is one of the worst pieces of goalkeeping I’ve ever seen. If Danny Baker was still churning out VHS tapes of footballer bloopers it’d be on one.

I think their dedication to supporting the food bank is admirable. Unfortunately I think it’s devoid of any interest and/or analysis of why it exists and therefore it’ll mean the square root of fuck all to me.

Feel sorry for Bruce that the players kicked off when he dropped this useless prick.

It’s a 10. We’re going down. Just try and enjoy the rest of this season and hope it point’s to something better in the future.

Ritchie would make more sense at full back than Murphy in that case, but I suppose they’ll switch around. If it is Clark at LB with ASM in front of him he’s going to have a long day.

Could be owt. Could make an argument for it being 442.

He’s keeping Clark in the side until our fans learn how to spell his name.

Worringly attacking that line up mind. Could end up 7-6.

Ritchie will start. Whether it’s at full back or on the wing depends on whether Howe thinks he can trust ASM to track back out wide.

That’s 3mph faster than the cunts usually go.

They’ve got investment from someone - it’s pretty opaque - but it’s not the Reubens. It was rumoured when they were announced as kit supplier but it was denied. EDIT: https://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/rangers/rangers-kit-suppliers-definitive-mike-ashley-answer-after-newcastle-united-deal-3301930?amp

I don’t think these lads should be allowed near kids.

That’s sexy as fuck tbh.

Next time I hope he runs the fat cunt over. Imagine being that much of a prick because you think you deserve an autograph?

It’s a great idea on paper, then you remember that for “anyone but Newcastle” to work would require buy in from players and more importantly agents. As if they’re going to turn down the payday of their careers because Daniel Levy’s in a huff. Personally I hope it’s true. Just spend in Europe and cause absolute havoc here unsettling players without much risk of having to follow through

It’s the ITK equivalent of cold reading. Suggest that something may or may not happen without ever committing one way or the other. Just hedge your bets by posting something that’s both positive and negative. Muddy the water by suggesting the situation is in flux. Then when something does happen just point to the messages that align with real world events and get sucked off by Wraith’s minions.

I’m sure he’ll go eventually, but he’s basically been running the club single-handedly for the past few years and probably pretty essential for finding out where all the bodies are buried. I don’t see a problem keeping him around for a period until we’ve got a more professional administrative structure in place.

I assume the ‘sports scientist’ the fitness fella that Rafa brought in, the one that very recently followed him to Everton. In which case if he was calling the shots why was our approach to fitness so markedly different? I smell bullshit.

They’ve been far too loose lipped with the media, but the stuff around process is just churlish. I’m sure they’d have loved to spend six months getting all the structures in place and enjoyed a more serene transition but look at our league position. We’re deep in the shit. Things are going to be a bit cart-before-horse in the short term, and I don’t really think that’s an indictment on the owners.