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Any evidence can he batter the ball away with his forearms, or are we still going to be looking for a Pope replacement?

Goes with my best wishes. He came, he delivered some tremendous performances and we’re selling him on at the right time for a decent profit. You can argue he could’ve done more, and his general demeanour is downright bizarre sometimes. Both are valid. However he didn’t go on like a massive twat (publicly anyway) when we fucked him around during our PSR crisis.

Drop a load of shipping containers in the courtyard and build another Stack.

He’s going to be first choice next season

‘Another vowel please Carol’

Bollocks. We don’t have a number one for him to compete with.

There might be a player in there after all.

Fucking hell. Three letters and I’m having ‘Nam-style flashbacks

At least we can’t throw away a lead from 1-0 down.

Second best all over the pitch. Front three are lifting, midfield porous as fuck and defending brainless.

Knox sounds too much like cocks. Another PIF shambles.

Big weakness during his first run in the team was his ability to deal with high balls into the six yard box. Seems a lot more confident claiming those now. Wouldn’t be opposed to us doing a deal for him in the summer and having him as competition for whoever replaces Pope.

Pep needs someone to tap up at full time.

Nowt expensive. He’ll have grown out of them in about three weeks.

Went up a level since he had a haircut like.

Looks like the ‘new’ crest that was floated during fan consultations

At half time I felt a bit sorry for the ref. Fuck all help from his assistants on either of the big calls. Then he absolutely stuffs up that handball

Hope his KALLAX shelving collapses and lands on his other leg too.

This cunt dead yet?

Can see the logic. They’re going to press us like fuck. Elanga’s pace will give them something to think about.

This, basically. I’d just like the day to be over so I know which flavour of pissed off I’ll be for the rest of the week - just regular bah humbug or whether I also need to hate my football club too

That’s the big problem for them. Isak’s movement is truly outstanding, particularly when you couple it up with his close control. He can have defenders on strings. They’ve signed him to be an out-and-out striker though. He’s not a bad finisher, but he’s not the sort of player who can get off a good shot in a packed 18 yard box, or will always be there to collect the scraps if a keeper spills it. He needs to be playing off the shoulder of the last man.

Flies under the radar a bit because of Tino’s quality on either side and a stop-start injury record but he’s an absolutely ridiculous footballer. If he stays fit he’ll be starting for England at the World Cup.

His record speaks for itself. But I think we’re seeing that it was definitely fluffed by the fact we built the team to service him and him alone. He’s not the focal point at Liverpool and they’re not going to upend the entire team to play to his strengths. At the minute it doesn’t look like he can cope with that.

So we should unilaterally announce we’re moving to a location, presumably without the permission or consent of the authorities? What happens if we’re not able to move to Leazes Park, or anywhere in the city for that matter? Should we still move if the only viable location is at the racecourse? Just because you want us to announce something?