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Having Pedro would open up quite a few tactical options as well as allowing us to rotate. He could work in our existing 433, gives us the opportunity to play 4231 or go two up top. I can see why he’s such an attractive signing. He solves a lot of potential problems.

Liking the thirst traps they’ve been posting on Instagram. Expect things to ramp up in the coming days with a follow, however sliding into their DMs is not ‘imminent’ according to my sources.

Be pretty erect if that was our team sheet against Villa ngl

Something a bit different = a lad from a abroad with a YouTube highlights reel set to the worst music you’ve ever heard.

A front three of Isak, Gordon and Elanga would be phenomenal. Some people need to give their heads a wobble.

No chance we can afford him until Targett is off the books

Can’t wait until we get to the ‘it looks better on’ phase.

Not a fan of the shield around the crest, but other than that it’s very tidy.

Depends if the super stadium was more than 65k.

I’m Adam P

Yes. As good as Pope is he’s getting on, and if you look at his shoulder funny it pops out. I’d prefer him and Trafford compete like.

Class, innit? Says absolutely fuck all that we couldn’t already assume.

What’s the fascination with Thiaw? Keep seeing him mentioned but he’s no where near the level we should be aiming at.

If I had a season ticket I’d be returning it.

I suspected as much.

I don’t understand what people mean when they say uninspiring?

Forest fans appear to think we’d be robbing them blind at £50m.

Cue several pages of people getting increasingly irate about contract talks that they already knew were happening.

Right, that’s going somewhere in every holiday photo I take this summer.

Class. Someone get him cut out and turned into a png.

Ridiculous thing for us to worry about. None of us know what our transfer budget is, none of us know if we’re even in for him.

Mbuemo would be a class addition. Bizarre it’s even up for discussion.

Somewhere on the Iberian peninsula, the Spanish Colin Warris is laughing his tanned tits off.

Waste of a thread. Never happen.

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