MrRaspberryJam

They’re not all gonna lose their jobs.

Is that the SJP announcer speaking in the background? “enjoyyyyyy the great north run!”

Louis van Gaal saying it’ll be a miracle if he can go to the toilet again by himself. Bastard cancer man. Just looking at him he looks as fit as a butchers dog for his age.

Well you learn something new everyday.

Who’s the skateboard nonce?

Mourinho didn’t want Shevchenko though iirc? Did he not shunt him out wide at times with him already having Drogba up top? Not denying he flopped btw, just looking for excuses for one of my favourite players growing up.

Was just saying this to my mate at the pub before.

yeah let’s buy a player who can’t get a game in the Turkish league.

Such a good footballer Kyle Walker. Cracking ball from Kane. 1-1.

There is the emotion as ‘good in business’ syndrome, sure, notwithstanding the cruel to be kind scenario.

Aye it’ll just get searched as you go in. So make sure there’s no bombs in it or anything like that that might put someone’s eye out.

Did you meet Tony Caig as well?

Which one is you in your display pic?

Giroud subbed off injured.

You’re getting banned.

Absolute beauty that. Why do they always get stunning shirts? What’s the deal there?

Listened to The Athletics European Football Show yesterday. Not listened to it since Richardson, Laurens, Horncastle etc. were doing it on The Guardian years ago(?). Really enjoyed it. Horncastle a lot more bearable when you're not watching having to watch him.

An elf is a supernat.. nah it’s ok.

ffs. Are they just making up stats for anything now? So a five yard pass sideways to rashford who gets a shot off? honestly it knocks me sick.

What’s a shot creating action?

That’s me!

Be surprised if they’ll fit through the letterbox.

Bit early to be writing Tonali off. The whole idea of signing players like him is so we have a squad padded out with quality.