MrRaspberryJam

Bournemouth?

I'm sure Sharp would rather keep the little twat alive for the shit he'll want to pull on him.

Daley Thompson

He shouldn't be allowed near animals.

Like eczema

He's got weaknesses.

If he's not good enough for them he's not good enough for us. Learn that.

Haydens world does not end with the four walls of SJP. The Premier Leagues a big place. When he's finished with Newcastle, there’s Fulham, Bournemouth, Palace, Leeds.

She's just asked for a tenner in an envelope.

It's FordeHaveMercy I think

Not sure Nike Air Max with a suit is the right look. (Jamie Rueben)

Gutting. Gutting.

Slow down you moved to fast, Solomons here. What's going on...?

What she needs is a good shagging.

To be honest I think you're mad to let Bruno and Paqueta on social media. They're like Morecambe and Wise when they're together. No, not Morecambe and Wise, because there's no straight man, there's no dead wood.

He was tearing up and told Staveley at FT 'dont make me redundant'

Was that Krafth crying at 5:47

Actually hang on, you said squads not XI. Suppose Ba was better than Paul Kitson and Shola like.

I think they've overachieved this season all things considered, I don't think anyone had them down as serious contenders for the top 4. They could do with getting rid of shite like Xhaka for starters.

Was going to buy myself that light blue/greyish Castore/Newcastle hoodie Tindall wears for something to wear on the plane. Just seen the price.

STOP! Jack27 invetigates!

Nobody is calling him that BTW, don't even know if he's from Shields.