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Someone needs to break their cunting radar then.

Tripe. Real strength comes from owning mistakes and still being tremendous, not being some macho fuckwit who doesn't show culpability for being a little rat. I don't care if we hear the apology but he should be sucking up to his teammates something fierce next week.

Really hope the wheels fall off for Arne Slut this season, would Keegan "love it"

Sent them a picture of Yasir's nutsack and a laughing emoji.

Forwarded to Crystal Palace's public contact address.

They don't deserve that privilege.

Lol 110 flat, BAHHH GAWD BAH GAWWWDD THAT'S GREALISH MONEY.

Little scrappy Liverpool can't break that glass ceiling. Klopp was right all along.

I'd split me banjo string for a video of Joelinton first meeting with Isak on Monday when they're back in training.

They just wanted us to open the door. How terrible of Newcastle.

Good guy Liverpool being very respectful here, what a credit to the league.

Any chance we can sell and fit him up for a drugs or gambling ban once he's went to Liverpool? Either that or the full 3 year reserve rot are my favourite scorched earth scenarios.

New bedsheet outside training ground just landed..."NEE COCK ISAK"

Yes but make that £200 million just for the inconvenience.

One thing I'm finding joy in all this is Alex fuming that we're not letting him leave, hope he stubs his toe on a Basque hobo.

Thirst trapped pretend Odemwingie cunt.

But poor Alex only wants Liverpool!

Nice celebration.

Willock fucked.

Alex Murphy is getting dumped out to League One after this tour.

Mid table.

Quick look but Pope usually outperforms against the expected goals conceded while Ramsdale usually underperforms (bar one year at Arsenal). One data point of course, and I'm sure Andy Howe knows more than me, but similar to DCL being historically shit at converting his expected goals, Ramsdale is not the answer.

DCL will look good in that, suits his eyes.

It's time. Double whammy with Ramsdale. Let's go!

Only players that can improve us, never forget, that teeny tiny shortlist has Aaron fucking Ramsdale on it. Wow.