GEFAFWISP

Probably take 3 transfer windows to sort a deal of that size out. By which time he'll be at Arsenal and worth 160 mil.

Think he's a chancer bellwhiff and fucked us big time but he's being scapegoated to fuck by the local journos who invariably know fuck all yet get all captain hindsight on every detail after the fact. Shite all round really.

Let's fill the deck with Man City for Trafford, Tottenham for Wissa, Mbuemo at Man U and lose out to Rape Apologists FC on whatever nonce Arteta wants to sign.

The inevitable rug pull on Friday that he's signed for Tottenham and we've wasted another week is going to be fantastic.

We tried.

"He always wanted Spurs"

It's inevitable, ideally he's gone next season and Howe is right, which if he can give us another 20+ goal season then no qualms with it really, expected. If he goes this window then my sheets are never recovering.

I look forward to him staying at Burnley, having a decent season statistically as they face loads of shots in a relegation battle, increasing his value, and we try to sign him next year for £60 million before Man City come in and "he only wants City". Becoming a bit of a Saudi classic at this point.

Any of these cartel cunts actually bidding or just getting client journos to post they may bid and the player has always wanted their clubs?

That will take another 6 windows to get done though. We might have a full squad by 2030.

We hold onto Isak, Liverpool sign someone they don't want 100%, for near £90 million, and don't come for Isak next season. Seems alright to me. We also aren't signing this French cocktease drip either.

Can we go buy some other players while this keeps rumbling on please? Get those CB/GK/CM options to help bolster our squad a bit...

Unpopular opinion of course, but take away Howe and he's not fit for a PL midfield, good deal and won't pull up any trees at Leeds.

The potential havoc Isak, Ekitike, Gordon, Barnes and Elanga could cause if Howe can get them interchanging and drifting around is mouth watering.

I'm so happy that Howe is our manager and he understands that possession is for fannies. High efficiency > tiki knacka.

Wew surprised at this though not sure where the price will end up if it does go through If this is the carrot telling Isak we're serious and he should sign a new contract then it doesn't get much better than giving him a mate and his new strike partner. Slap Scalvini in there and run with Pope if we have to and tell Alex to sign that contract! CL train again.

About as likely as the Henry Mauriss takeover.

Probably ramped up our intel gathering after we fumbled the bag with Sandro.

Adingra is a decent little pickup for <20 million, shame they've just signed Minteh's backup though...

Fyp

This cunt is all-time bad at finishing, I can't find anyone close to this level of underperforming against expectation. Giving him a bumper free transfer pay packet and likely 4/5 year contract is ropey business. Make it work Eddie.

Is he a rapist?