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This is fucking pathetic. Piss off.

Elanga telling Isak to fuck off with that.

Keeping door open for cartel...love to see it.

Wasting a week on this non starter is the thing we've done poorly, not necessarily targeting Wissa in the first place as he's pretty good. Do we even bother to check how easy a deal is before wading in 20 mil under value? It's cack.

See you next Saturday when we've wasted another week and no signings have been made and we're moving on again.

Another week wasted. Fucking hell.

He only wanted Spurs mate. Haven't you heard?

He's right to want to leave based on the disarray at management level, not matching his contract demands and not reinforcing our squad to a standard for continued improvement. He's world class, we need to do more to match the ambitions of world class players, and however we navigate PSR to do it, clearly it's fell short by some distance over the past 12-18 months. He's still a shitebag if he's refusing to travel/play (and the timing) because of this and it's a major mark on his time here due to this behaviour. Shame and confidence is low we replace well even with a big sum. In short, I'm bummed but it's only football, Newcastle United is eternal.

As delusional as Elanga thinking he'd be playing with his International teammate this season. Major oof.

It's all coming up Harrison Ashby.

Just need Gal Gadot to sing to him to really hammer it home.

Heading back from Asia as we speak. We've really pissed off the cartel by winning that cup and getting CL.

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May as well give him a 6 year one, no chance we'll have the time to find a replacement otherwise.

LOL

Aye, might take us to 2029 before the deals are signed like...

He's done this in reaction to us telling Liverpool to fuck off, what a wet wipe manoeuvre. Oh well, on balance, #PIFOUT.

Reliably shite maybe, he's completely finished, whether that's for 1 minute or 1 game for us.

And that's mostly due to fleecing the fuck out of people.

Who with, the tea lady?

Really done an excellent job showing the club's ambition (we tried) to him this transfer window.

Isak replacement then.

Osula to step up and score 30 goals it is, good stuff.

#PIFOUT

Disappointing lack of Spurs interference so far, maybe Thursday is the day.