GEFAFWISP

"Why is it never us"...that cleans.

Here's me thinking Rico Lewis is the next Philip Lahm.. at least that's what Sky keep telling me. Why would they need Tino at all? Is it because Rico is a bit naff really? Foden-lite.

No assists for MLS. 1 goal and 2 red cards in prem. Shite.

Jeopardy of losing his spot after Dubravka's renaissance? Seems like it, he's been very good since coming back, hard to top some of his shot stopping, you're talking a handful of keepers in world football that can match it.

Sell Gordon, keep Barnes.

These rape apologists are there for the taking, fuck em up second half lads, I want Artetears.

4-0 piping incoming.

American innit. Makes Riviere look like Isak.

Mackems aren't losing this. Coventry are turboshit.

Did Rice miss the 3 games we beat them in earlier this season?...we'll be reet, Joelinton will sort him right out.

Ayoze.

We'll win this when the lineup drops with Joelinton's name on it, Arteta will shit the bed and whip out his light bulbs once he sees it. 3-1 Newcastle.

Sure Arsenal will improve second half, Arteta will go all in on the LinkedIn blog post management noncery to coax a performance from his rapey midfielder.

None of our midfielders have high interceptions, our press usually gets tackles/turnovers instead...which Miley is comparable to the others re: stats. His long legs give him deceptive speed/reach.

Yep solid, his passing is always on point, quick release, good vision but I liked his harrying of Palmer, that skirmish him and Livramento won down the left side at one point and his headbutt into Caicedo. Also, the improvement in his defensive and positional discipline is night and day from last season, covers similar positions to Longstaff, can definitely see the effects of coaching from 17>18>19. He's not quite there for serious minutes but all good signs, loan is a trash idea.

Done owt, only lost the ball according to the tactically illiterate though...

Shut up all you whiney bitches. GET IN.

Barnes having a proper down arrow on PES today.

Chelsea are full of dirty or dopey cunts, Jackson, Fernandez, Caicedo, Lavia, Colwill, Cucurella...pile of bellends.

GTFI, great play all round. Get in Sandro!

He also kicks the ball like a toddler. That'll stop him going higher than us. Love him the one paced kinder nonce that he is.

Frankie Dettory must be fuming at that.

Wew, it's come alive!

Woof.