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hah, state of the Mackems. They can only think in terms and in relation to Newcastle.

On the ball and man-to-man tackling yes, positionally/off the ball, not a chance...but he's 17, what a talent!

Indeed, and that's a bigger problem than sexual characteristics. Tbh if Given wasn't a massive homer, he'd be pretty shite too, the ex-player stable are all a bit crap really.

Joe Cole can barely talk English and has landed a job doing punditry because he was decent at football. Sort that shit out before you determine someone's shit for having a vagina.

This also doesn't account for letting an attacker head a ball while subtly putting him off balance....or many other factors really...

Doubt away but I'm giving Eddie the biggest rope in existence with his development of Hall after what he's done for Gordon and other players in the squad.

Why put that thought into the collective consciousness ya little shit, nailed on now.

He looked a fair bit worse being managed by Lampard than he does under Howe tbf. Still, I hope he bags a hatteick for all the awful toxic scousers who harassed him outside their ground.

Mehrdad in the mud.

Fabregas maybe? Only one that comes to mind. Massively impressed with his performances this past week.

Really hammers home how fine the margins are at this level. To not only compete but excel takes some doing. We're massive and just getting started, can't wait for our ascent.

It's made even weirder by Arsenal getting even more glaring calls against them in the past (as every team does ofc). Not sure why the Joelinton non-push was the one to tip them over the edge...although it does make sense they'd go nuclear as we're no longer a pushover and they can't handle the new competition.

Senior squad.

I thought he was tremendous but he definitely didn't pocket Dembele, no great shame given he's a quality winger though.

They'll be marking Tino down for (wrongly) giving away a pen most likely...or they replaced their eyes with industrial action.

I still assert possession is for fannies. It was 1-0 without that abomination of a decision.

Did Skriniar's handball get VAR checked?...way to ruin a football match refs.

Pathetic.

Pathetic dive the little shit.

Dembele has rinsed him a few times tbf, and that's to be expected against someone of his calibre, but on the ball he's superb and his close 1:1 tackling is immense.

Hard to think of many 17 year olds as impressive, especially in CM. Love his composure.

FYP

PSG play very vertically, perfect for our midfield to find space and counter attack, would be ripe for Willock and Barnes...

Shithouse and counter for a 4-0 victory mode activate please!

It all sounds lovely until you get a shite decision from a jobsworth that puts you a man down for 10 minutes.