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Class goal that.

He's a possession dead end and that is perhaps more damaging than his defensive blunders against pacy wingers. Absolutely sick of seeing turnovers whenever Botman or Bruno pass it to him with minimal options and someone pressing him.

Tino should've started.

Think the kinder chocolate has seeped into his brain.

That's very poor.

All we need to do is beat their first press, then it's open as fuck in behind.

Ha, wtf is this match. Luton are dire.

Class ball wide by Miley, class cut back by Trippier, quality finish by Longstaff. Meat and drink.

We've already got Sven Batman, Cher, Bruno Guivarch and Jason Isaacsc up top, no need for this Toenail fella.

Ashby and Minteh first, got to stew him in our injury juices first before loaning him to a champo team.

I'm all for this and for JT to run it as some sort of Island of Dr. Tindall, replete with gene spliced abominations like Erling Poundland and Ryan Fraser on piano.

Made Longstaff look athletic the chunky kinder nonce. He's going to be glacial by the time he hits his 30s, Pirlo-esque jog only mode. He also made McGinn look like a £300k player at best.

Is that Bruce Willis form Twelve Monkeys time travelling into shot? What a pose!

Divint see Woodgate or Colo scoring braces do you? Top boy, top defender.

He's there to miss them! Had to laugh when he beat Bruno in a foot race to defend a counter over 50 or so yards. Must've taken them 30 seconds to cover the distance, time almost stopped.

Glad we didn't sign Diaby. Bailey should've started. 8-2 on aggregate for Eddie. Not bad given the state of our season with injuries and all that jazz. Top away performance.

Good ebening.

Dan Burn letting Diaby out of his massive pocket to be subbed. Ah, shame.

Italian rat coming on.

Superb half, not sure where Villa's intensity is but if they continue to play as they have, we can win this and kick-start the climb. The Isak injury is bollocks though.

I wonder how much a few Parkinson 15 mins here and there could've alleviated the inevitable. Shame, imperative we bring in a loan striker now, and they'll likely be shite.

EMERGENCY WOOD LOAD INCOMING.

That can't be real? Hah, he's wetter than Arteta!

Pretty sure it was this game; Ginola elbows Dixon after he's kicked all over the pitch, loses his head, never recovers form...etc.

Shame we can't ever make that complaint as it doesn't happen in reality then isn't it.