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It's alright, STM just misspelled Chiesa.

Is Cucurella an actual professional footballer or some floppy haired Spanish plumber that's hoodwinked Todd Boehly? Pathetic player.

Bruno's pissed all over their midfield too.

Howe giving Pochettino the Dummett treatment, no greater disrespect.

Trippier > James Gordon > Palmer Miley > Gallagher

Was one of them Jack Colback? Bet he was shite even against pub teams.

Played for the academy from 8-13, mainly old Benwell training ground, late 90s. Didn't make the cut when it started to get serious, being a CB didn't help me stand out either, only casual 5/7s since really. Played with/against a few lower league players but my age group was kack for NUFC level talent.

Ramsdale is a non-starter.

Longer arms would've pushed that round the post.

Evens up the Maguire one.

Longstaff showing why Southgate is a mug in that graph.

0-2 but we'll win the injuries.

Esteban Lopez?

No donkey punching today please.

Arsenal fans will be fuming on top of their crying.

Aye but he's an overly emotional tantrum throwing flange...sort of hampers him a bit.

I was absolutely hoodwinked by a Lampard managed version of this lad, he's magic, easily worth the transfer fee and one of the stars of this season so far.

Odegaard is a big miss, would've potentially opened Saka/Martinelli up if he was in the half spaces across our midfield. I'll also never understand the Havertz transfer. They've gone backwards from last season, moreso now Jesus is crocked again.

It is absolutely Bruno's fault for elbowing someone in the side of the head, shite reffing or no shite reffing. Needs to stamp that particular strain of aggression out pronto.

Defence marshalled him superbly, Schar on the left helped massively.

It also misses the fact he's got a worldwide ban, not Italy specific, further ruining the analogy.

Proper in interviews, love it.