Gazzaschicken

Martin known is a cunt like. "He looks to be Infront of the ball, but who cares" cock end

Is isak just off due to being out for so long yeah?

Yeah but in doing so the are leaving the pitch open. When they press we get into their final third straight away. As long as we don't make clumsy mistakes, or stop doing them then we should batter these

Fuckin hell we used to be shite didn't we with half of these players

Had a falling out with Howe and didn't travel apparently

Get Lewis off he's a fuck up

We will get isak back and it will be like a new signing, a breath of fresh air

Murphy is so shit

Ffs let's sign some players

Get a bit of time wasting in second half and rub xhaka up

We don't have the squad depth to get into UCL so we need to sign a lot of players. No point in getting into champions league and it crippling us so we finish 9th next season. Best to build and get into Europa or conference league for starters. A tournament where you can play younguns or second string and if you have a good run so be it.

Wood plays like he has a tree up his arse. No pun intended

Almiron is the new messi

Its not hard, it's just all about attitude and signing the right attitudes. We need players as we have no depth. Murphy's one of our first subs. Look at Bruno, he came and didn't walk into the starting 11. But once he got in there was no way he was getting dropped. He signed for the club, the vision etc and bought into the "project" And as long as we sign players with the right attitude who will have to fight to get into the starting 11 and are willing to do that we are fine. Willocks had his time on the bench. He knows what's expected of him to start consistently and hes performing at the required level. Same with longstaff. That's what we need, we need competitors not just FIFA signings like Aston villa. I think anyone who comes in to talks and says "but I'm starting every game" will be shown the door.

Gabby agbonlahor is that you?

Our game management is amazing. When they got that goal back we didn't fret. Think if we had a better bench (which will come with time) we will just pick teams off. As good as we are we are still in transition and the way we solidly close out games is only going to get better and less nervy.

Skipp is just a shite Sean longstaff

Hopefully he's not on paternity leave as he didn't want his wages dropped to £150 per week

I'm quietly confident they will not bother our backline. The tactics that conte employs aren't exactly attacking I wouldnt be surprised at a Nils each and pretty much an exact repeat of the manure game last Sunday

We aren't a selling club anymore and I'm sure he's been reassured he won't be playing next to longstaff for the rest of his career

It's a massive coop arsenal were sniffing round him this is a statement signing for us. Give city a good run for their money then get one of the hottest prospects in Europe.

Wait are people complaining about this transfer?

Fuckin hell I've just got the biggest erection ever

Gameweek 3 Tottenham v Wolves 2:0 Crystal Palace v Aston Villa 1:1 Everton v Notts Forest 0:1 Fulham v Brentford 1:2 Leicester v Southampton 2:1 Bournemouth v Arsenal 0:2 Leeds v Chelsea 0:2 West Ham v Brighton 2:1 Newcastle v Man City 0:2 Man United v Liverpool 0:2 Double: Leeds Vs Chelsea

Aston Villa 0-0 Everton Arsenal 2-0 Leicester Brighton 1-2 Newcastle Man City 5-0 Bournemouth Southampton 2-1 Leeds Wolves 3-2 Fulham Brentford 2-1 Man United Nottm Forest 0-2 West Ham Chelsea 2-2 Tottenham Liverpool 2-0 Crystal Palace Man city double points