Gazzaschicken

Yeap clearly 50m lets meet in the middle

Maupay is a wingy cunt I wouldn't take him. Comes across as a bad egg imo

There's giving it a go then there's just being a bit erratic.

Be interesting to see what their next highest paid player is in. Won't be much. Also lingard ain't going to keep them up single handedly

It's a goal when the other team kick the ball into the net

Surely Dennis is a no brainer? Even just as a squad player if we could get him for less than 20m from a relegated club.

Don't let the truth get in the way of some people moaning

His surname is made for the Geordie language

Where's the positives in this post ?

Right wingers are abit like trying to move house.

Isco?

Yeah the corner flags were puddles and the boxes were just mud and puddles. Proper old school footy no way would the premadonnas of today play on a pitch like that

Trippier and guimaraes nailed in my team this season

Newcastle 1 makums 0 Scott sellars free kick on a mud pit of a sjp. One of my earliest memories of the toon watching it with my grandad

2 nil win away to Swansea that season was awesome. laudrups Swansea being compared to Barcelona and we just went down there and smashed them. Cabayes pass for the first goal and then Cisses crazy chip for the second. West brom away that season as well when we smashed 3 goals in in the first half benarfa Ba, Cisse and cabaye just too much to handle. So many good games that season. Also Cisses first goal in that Chelsea game doesn't get the credit it deserves

He is really slow apparently so maybe that's why it's taking ages to become official?

He's a big sexy cunt ain't he

Thought he was on loan?

How many makums does it take to chin Sam fender

Pope Botman. Schar. Burn. Kt. Targett Bruno. Paqueta JL. Asm Wilson.

Can't wait to see the fraser sandwich in the prematch line up

A pretend journalist trolling a club on social media, where is the pride? The dignity? The self respect?

Winger, dm and striker now let the good times roll

This is the kind of lad I'd warn my daughter about. What's with the way he looks at the camera

He's known on the fantasy football sites for being in the know for team sheets and news out the club