The Butcher

Fulham to go down if they replace Mitro with Jimenez.

City should be all over that. Massive upgrade on that LW.

Touchy Hutchy

Always sign him or Max Aarons to replace Tripps on FM. Delighted with this.

HBA is the best player to ever play the game. Wash your dirty fucking mouth.

Wanted him to stay, but I think it's been clear for quite some time that he's not the future here. 35m, if that's the fee, is an okay deal. Thank you for your service and we move on.

Willock

David Silva done his ACL. Reckon that's him done.

Iniesta to Miami as well?

"Aye, we'll be midtable for a few more years before we go down again"

Fernandes new Man Utd captain. Fitting really. The absolute worst cuntbeing captain for the the absolute worst club on the planet.

Oh aye

Didn't buy them did he? Never thought of it before, but Isak's the only black player Eddie's bought, right?

Eddie Howe's white army.

Benjamin Mendy to Lorient.

Howe out

Who will take the #10? Gordon if Tonali gets 8? Barnes #11?

Another ACL. Poor lad.

Barnes and Livramento in by the weekend then. Shame he goes to Saudi like, but we'll get a good fee.

Lol

what the fuck

Shame Miggy got a new deal. 1 year left and would have attracted some interest this summer based on those two unreal months. Much, much rather sell him than Maxi. Can see why Maxi is being sacrifised mind.