The Butcher

Willock for Shelvey pls.

I can see Everton going for Rooney at the end of the season.

Derby 2-1

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Be really interesting to see if and how we get rid of Clark, Fede, Ritchie Lewis, Shortstaff, a few GKs, Hayden, Gayle, Hendrick osv. Reckon Dummett will leave on a free. Think both Schar and Longstaff will sign new deals. Don't think we'll get much, if anything, for them if we want their full wages off our books. We have almost an entire starting XI with players who will be hard to sell.

They were going down with The Donut, but now they have a chance. Think they're down regardless.

Braga doon to 9.

Zaniolo looks a player.

He finished 5th with Mike fucking Williamson as a starting CB. James Perch. Jonas. Danny Guthrie as our third schoice CM. Ryan Taylor LB. Obertan. A Danny Simpson who shit himself every time he crosse the half way line. We had som good players too, but to miss out on CL on the final day was a fantastic achievement with that squad.

I can't stand Pardew, but no chance. He did a great job that season.

Pardew has to be at the top. The utter cunt got us into Europe.

Reckon that's the end of him.

Fuck off Chelsea

Nagelsmann played 3 at back and inverted wingers. Some Guardiola shite that.

McNeill is so one footed. That will always limit him. No thanks.

Really hope he fails. Cunts.

Burnley have won 14 in 68 or something like that. They're absolutely fucking shite and that's not going to change in the run in.

Think it's for a VO2 max test. 'VO2 max refers to the maximum amount of oxygen you can utilize during exercise. It's commonly used to test the aerobic endurance or cardiovascular fitness of athletes before and at the end of a training cycle. VO2 max is measured in milliliters of oxygen consumed in one minute, per kilogram of body weight (mL/kg/min)'.

Twats

Not jailed no, but I wouldn't want him anywhere near a pet.

Aye, it was way worse than Ronaldo's slap, but people wanted Zouma banned from football and jailed.

Offer the lad an apology and a new phone. Case closed. Same faux outrage as with Zouma and the cat. People make mistakes. Move on.

Gayle still has two years left on his deal. Bonkers that.