The Butcher

Pretty much 442 here.

Should be one down

Yasir there.

Comfortable loss.

Great tackle. Got the ball, then man. Perfect.

Would love a proper nutter from the Balkans with 20 aggression. Would love more nutters in general, like our Brazilians.

Parker must've had a look at the man in the mirror and decided he just could just say say say leave me alone, I'm gone too soon. Heee heee

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Reckon whoever bring in our medical staff will be all over these lads.

Rather have North Korean owners than Yanks.

Twitter.

For what it's worth (probably not a lot) the same bloke who posted the leaked XI says Eddie's away at the end of the season.

Our best RB.

Best I've ever seen at the Toon, but man, what a fall from grace. Absolute banter keeper now.

Remember when we were good

Worse squads and players manage to keep the ball better than us. We probably just don't do much work on it, hence why we're absolutely shit on the ball.

Woof. This is probably not going to be very pretty.

Get tae fuck

Back in December I brought my 10-year old Newcastle mad son to the Toon for the first time .We went to see the Burnley game. On the game day we went on a stadium tour. At around 11.00 Eddie showed up. For a 3 PM PM game. He gave us a wave and my son was in awe and close to tears. We won the the game, but my son still talks about Eddie and that wave more often than the game. It meant the World to him, and me. Whatever happens in the next few weeks and months I'll always cherish Eddie for what he's done for us forever.

Dancing idiot

Aye, piss poor all round.

Completely lost his way. Such a shame. But it happens sooner or later with all managers. Just the way it is.