Nucasol

The Italian John McCririck.

Any dead pigeons embedded in there?

Pete Snakes.

@Paullyvibes strong with this bad boy. Offset with some Joseph & his technicolour dreamcoat coloured trainers and you’ll be as chic as Hebburn’s finest in no time.

Course they are the fucking cunts.

National stereotypes innit. Be the same on the Saudi message boards about Hudson-Odoi. They’ll all be dressed up in Stone Island, eating pie and mash.

Boy, you turn me inside out And 'round and 'round Upside down Boy, you turn me inside out And 'round and 'round

Calzone in one hand, prosciutto carving knife in the other. Arrivaderci mother fuckers.

Going for it. Near treble your dough effort.

https://www.footballtransfers.com/en/transfer-news/uk-premier-league/2023/06/exclusive-newcastle-youssouf-fofana-transfers Fofana, Kone, Thuram, Joachim Andersen all linked.

Grazie mille

In English por favor.

Speccy cunt.

Nonces behaviour.

“Whatamistakeatomakea”

“In Itttttttaaaaallllllleeeeeeeeeeeee”

Adam or Boris?

Strikes me as a Cowgate sort of guy. Good access required to Morrisons.

Three bottles of Chianti deep by the pool. He’ll come online later completely steaming to kybosh any hope we have before returning to his holiday of laughing at open graves and misery.

Cosy Joe’s? Deal signed and sealed within minutes once the ripper comes round promising full nuddy for a quid each in her pint glass.

Should have all their subscribers cancel for using that Tory quilt Thogden. Needs an absolute paggering does the little shite.

Please refrain from posting anything from Twitter by the tinfoil hatted nonce Burnsie.

Enough fangs to make 100 pianos.

Too busy costing up on the bench with his two best marras Wilson and Trippier.