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Any signposting on when we can expect the away and third kits? Or are Castore only capable of fucking up one production lifecycle at a time?

Destroying the lives of NUFC fans across his four year contract. The little double denimed dildo.

Dear god, the freak has no shame.

Agreed. Three monster stands and some pokey shed just looks daft.

Who is he masquerading as now?

Where has this pisstake come from around overcharging in the last year of contracts? Wasn’t there that rule brought in where players could buy themselves out?

Interested to see how he gets on as we were linked with him previously.

More salt than the Dead Sea.

Nik the Bubble and Screech from Saved by the Bell getting on the end of them.

Baumgartner -> Nkuku Carvalho -> Slobbaz

Luke who’s stalking.

Can’t see him going to Brokelona. Real supposed to be getting Mbappe for €200m and have the best potential midfield in world football, plus stadium cost overruns so rule them out. Leaves Citeh, PSG or Saudi.

She definitely noshing him off like?

Feels like his next step should be a lower end PL club (Palace as Zaha / Olise replacement) or decent European one. Playing regular football for Sunderland is positive but if you’re Man Utd you want Diallo progressing levels year on year.

Just got a niggling feeling about it.

https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/newcastle-star-bruno-guimaraes-good-relationship-pep-guardiola-transfer-links-man-city/bltbec007d94550ba66 He’s obviously rated from when Lyon beat Citeh. Think he could be a good Gundogan replacement for them. Obviously don’t want him to go with Tonali coming in but hoping Citeh get Rice to shut any need down.

Heresy I know but could he be who Man City go after if they don’t get Declan Rice?

Rather Schurrs over Andersen.

Fuck off Steve Bruce.

Not sold. Looks like a Tour de France cycling top.

Closest thing would be Real Madrid, and the rezone of the training ground to allow them to flog it for €400m.

Tomorrow.

I think given his injury history and FFP we could be sniffing about Juve for a loan with obligation to buy. They did it with Kulu at Spurs so not beyond the realms of possibility.

Sell them both to Saudi and finance taking the squad to the next level.