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He can fuck off. After Alan Smith and Nicky Butt, plus Duff and Geremi, I’m over Sinister 6 cast offs.

Nose deep in the hospitality trough. But aye, he wrote a couple of moderately critical articles so that expunges all his guilt.

At least he’s consistently a cunt.

Alice band nonce.

Let’s face it lads and lasses, he’s either Modric 2.0 or a Thauvin regen. Do we roll the dice?

Presuming you don’t realise the extent of wealth management and tax minimisation employed by the wealthiest 1%. He’d chainsaw that amount down to next to nothing.

Balls, bibs and cone man? Don’t think he’s got a place in this team.

Sounds like we’re thinking about raiding the St Mary’s relegation reduction bargain bin. Livramento, Bella-Kotchap and Alcaraz all linked. Not Ward-Prowse thankfully.

Hopefully not.

Perfect, no £70m rebate for them.

Definitely not the latter.

Where the fuck are you? Alleged heatwave hasn’t materialised down here like (Oxford) - 13 bloody degrees and overcast , my champions league BBQ is massively at risk.

Tottenham will back incoming manager Ange Postecoglou with funds to rival Newcastle for Leicester's England midfielder James Maddison, 26, and target Brentford's Spain goalkeeper David Raya, 27, and Wolves' English defender Max Kilman, 26. (Mirror)

Milan linked with him and Pulisic back in January. Wonder if they’ll make another go round for him. Seems less likely now Leao has signed a new deal.

Exactly. Did we learn nothing when our delightful media took this piss out of Wenger? “Arsenal who” was the headline.

Irritatingly I think he’ll do well.

Realistically it has to be that. Maybe 4 years was too expensive, or negligible benefit, but maybe three years and CL qualification starts to make it worthwhile. TBF Adidas will sell far more kit as for those of my generation the Drei Streifen is a lot more desirable than Castore.

They’re also extremely vocal and leaky in their transfer dealings so if it happens quietly it’ll be us paying the release clause straight out there.

He’s the archetypal moaning prick, I can see why Man Utd fans love him as he panders to the decades of whinging and entitlement we saw from Ferguson.

There’s probably a tipping point where the cost of paying up the contract is outweighed by the incoming kit deal. We’re 50% through Mike Ashley’s stupid deal, so the balance might have tipped or they might have a form of break clause.

Would far rather spend the £60m on Szlobbas than £85m quoted on Mount.

Ashworth hallmarks all over this.

Quite obviously joining Ten Hag.

List for a lot of the clubs seems to be a combo of Jae, Timber and Schurrs.

Screaming out for some Mahrez or Foden magic now.