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#ToonBound

I think Dubs might still get a late loan move. So Neek Pope-Karius-Gillespie.

Loveable little japesters.

Fixed it for you, marra.

I’m sure Uncle Kia has some totally above board deals ready for Moshiri and Kenwright.

That’s more like it Todd. Chelsea fans are hurting for some more transfer squirting.

Yep - thought it was the 10% cut mentioned above.

Sieg Heil Hennessey?

Botman as a case in point.

Toffees melted.

How the fuck? I’d much rather be all over that than Gordon.

Why is no one taking a punt on Wee Ryan Fraser?

Fell asleep early and his mates Pritt-Sticked some hair to his face.

That Maddison money…

Fresneda to Arsenal.

All 27 of Kufs Wagey’s followers cheering with delight at that one.

Would be interested to see their current 25 man squad list and how their new signings are going to slot in. Obviously Broja looks fucked for the season but surely they’re out of headroom now.

It’s all part of the thrill of the deal. Boehly is currently watching Wolf of Wall Street to tune up for some last minute raiding.

Boehly in with a £90m bid, 9 year contract. Absolutelyfuckingguaranteeditellya

Disappointed by such a bland post-playing career, fancied he’d be up to all sorts. Don’t know whether I’d had too much cheese the other night and was dreaming it but pretty certain that Susan Calman cruising programme had Sasa Ilic, nemesis of penalty chump and Castletown piss rat Mickey Gray, running a B&B in Macedonia. Edit: Glad to say I wasn’t tripping: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/7776152/sasa-ilic-charlton-monte-bay-retreat/amp/

Click bait wankers.

“How’s the fake ones did you say?”

Fastest to the buffet

Ryan Fraser inbound