Nucasol

Some good agent pimping of our name going on here. Depay, Gonzalez and Hincapie all great to scare clubs into paying up before the big bucks boys of Chelsea or ourselves come in.

Total non event. Basically warming up yesterday’s bait for your dinner.

Hope is that Palace and Man Utd kick each other to ribbons on Wednesday night. Some suspensions, some minor injuries and a lot of sore limbs would be nice.

Would love to have seen HBA in either the SBR or Keegan sides. Scarily good.

Fresneda linked with Arsenal in the Torygraph today, Daily Fail saying we’re stepping up our interest.

Could have been a lot worse if not for the turnarounds at Bournemouth, Brentford and Leeds. Should have lost all 3.

No one will pay them the money Chelsea offered for Clare Balding last summer. Missed a trick flogging a now benched player. Then again they’d have probably spent the proceeds on more Maupay’s and McNeil’s.

Inject it.

Meanwhile in Newcastle we bathe…

Frank from Hellraiser. Just need to pour some Bovril on him to bring him back to life.

Shelvey out and Bruno out is both 6s hobbled. Bruno can also play 8 so might as well sign the future 6 and wave bye to Shelvey when his contract expires in 5 months.

Same. Credit to them for supporting the club but they should probably dial back on sniping at Wor Flags given they never did it until we did.

Like he’s going to leave Brentford for their basket case of a club.

Dyche will return.

He’s such a fucking prick. Every Tweet is hedged.

I’d hope that Botman and Burn would wedgie the little prick and hang him by his kecks on a clothes hook in one of the lockers.

Full blown lower league shite. Expect it from these two having come from nowhere.

Screaming Reaper chilli

With Chelsea signing every cunt with a pulse I’d keep out targets very close to our chest.

Todd needs to understand players can come back from an injury. They don’t die and have to be replaced.

Klopp in the mud, can’t get enough of it.

Nathan Lowe, Stoke under 18s striker, linked at the bottom of the article as one for the development squad.

Bloke is a weapons grade cunt. Glad the wider country are waking up to it.