Nucasol

Fresneda to Arsenal.

All 27 of Kufs Wagey’s followers cheering with delight at that one.

Would be interested to see their current 25 man squad list and how their new signings are going to slot in. Obviously Broja looks fucked for the season but surely they’re out of headroom now.

It’s all part of the thrill of the deal. Boehly is currently watching Wolf of Wall Street to tune up for some last minute raiding.

Boehly in with a £90m bid, 9 year contract. Absolutelyfuckingguaranteeditellya

Disappointed by such a bland post-playing career, fancied he’d be up to all sorts. Don’t know whether I’d had too much cheese the other night and was dreaming it but pretty certain that Susan Calman cruising programme had Sasa Ilic, nemesis of penalty chump and Castletown piss rat Mickey Gray, running a B&B in Macedonia. Edit: Glad to say I wasn’t tripping: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/7776152/sasa-ilic-charlton-monte-bay-retreat/amp/

Click bait wankers.

“How’s the fake ones did you say?”

Fastest to the buffet

Ryan Fraser inbound

Love a late swoop.

Get fucked. If Chelsea want to swoop in and sign Balding for £60m on a 25 year deal then all power to them. Glad we’ve got the continental targets as fall back. My only worry is he turns out to be another Jordan Ibe for Wor Eddie.

Hope is a tinfoil hatter? FFS. Joins Carl ‘Flat Earther’ Froch as another sporting conspiracy nutter.

Savo Missalot

For years my Villa supporting mate called him Wank Pablo Angel after the start he had. Had one good season bookended by a litany of shite including missing 2 pens in one game. Feels a bit like Forlan (aka Sally Gunnell) at Man Utd, cult hero but a bit shit from a stats perspective.

Primark Griezmann

Is that real? Absolute fucking weirdos.

1 striker, Thiago Silva, 2 banks of 4 midfielders. Very gridiron from Odd Todd.

Such a sad, sad Tory.

Could go full blown Forest or use some of Richie Rich’s trust fund money.

Football. Insider. No. More. Words. Required.

You know it’s fairly solid when it’s making the local papers.

Ideal scenario would be a handy first leg win and Manquillo to come in to give him 10 days rest before Wist Am.

The absence of SUPERTOON’s embedded tweets tells you how well the club are keeping things under wraps. Can see things happening between the two cup games.

Italian Dazn saying we’ve offered De Vrij from Inter a deal. Out of contract this summer.