Virtua Stiva

Not giving that pen for “minimal contact” is rich when the ref has been blowing for it all afternoon

At some point, you’ve got to go with Krafth and Trippier in their absence. We need an genuine fullback down the left

Could have done with an extra five minutes there. I’d be throwing Murphy on if we’re going to be launching balls towards 5 of their defenders all afternoon

Game of football interrupted by a game of “Fool the Daft Cunt with the Whistle”

Forest playing this thick cunt of a ref to perfection here

Must have missed the bit where someone had a gun to Slot’s head, forcing him to spend an absolute fortune committing radical change onto a team that didn’t need it

Neville’s desperation to paint the narrative of Liverpool and Arsenal being two footballing wonder sides who are filled with incredible talent and have started an unbelievable title race is beyond tedious and we’re only a few days into October. That’s a jammy first touch that we’ll never hear the fucking end of

Every game is hard when you’re shite tbf

He’s fucking sliding in doing a Shearer celebration man

They probably shaded it but we’ve had another stonewall penalty turned down, one of our lads cynically injured and a referee who was basically inviting them to be right dirty cunts

Something has to give with these officials, man. Every weekend, it’s just a parade of nonsense rules, haphazardly applied with no consistency from minute to minute, never mind game to game

The rumours will not stop until they will this ACL injury into existence, fuck me

Sky AND ITV1, just in case you want a choice of which commentary team will spend 90 minutes arselicking them

Gave Everton a courtesy 30 seconds extra

Three minutes There’s been 6 subs and that’s before you add on how long that free kick before took

TNT RULE - Any praise for the opposition must be met with even more, effervescent praise for Liverpool. Even if they’re not playing

Dangerous game shunting Ekitike out wide after the start he’s had and Isak isn’t going to be happy there. It’ll end in tears

“Fletch” brings the worst out in him since he just wants to fire out endless platitudes about everyone in a Liverpool top and McCoist goes along with him

Nice to see the ref is allowed to give Everton free kicks now that Liverpool are winning

This bit with Tino is fucking chronic. Beresford won’t shut the fuck up, he thinks it’s his chance to get on a permanent pundit role

“Fletch” with his pants around his ankles after ten minutes

That’ll be downtrodden Liverpool who never get any rub of the green at it again

How many times can a team “not be at their best” before you have to look at just how they’re miraculously winning games. Hmmm

It’s Igor Tudor and Chivu, man. Serie A/FM royalty

We all need to get used to Howe rotating. Especially in positions where we actually have depth. I’m sure Gordon will rotate with Barnes throughout the season too