Virtua Stiva

If that Bruno shot that hits the post goes in, who knows? Fine margins in these games as we found out last year; Martinelli hits the post and then we go up the other end and score 90 seconds later. Funny how football works

Absolutely shit draw made even more interminable by “Fletch’s” absolutely shit crack

Nah

Miley didn’t even break a sweat. The kid is unflappable

These are fucking tapped. Every time they’ve went forward, they’ve looked like scoring and they’ve sat back most of the game

I’m not saying we have bad luck but even after we finally won a trophy, our manager nearly died

They attacked us for about 15 whole minutes and scored twice. If they’d have set the stall to attack early, this would be done by now and we’d have had our arses tanned. Again

“Right, the last thing we need is extra time, lads” Only us, Christ

Ramsey is doing a lot right but he’s seriously lacking in confidence and it’s showing as soon as he gets near the box. Another one who desperately needs a goal

They’ll have to bang their little drum twice as hard next week

Strip Palace of the trophy. Tinpot piss artists

Glad Kluivert and Adams are missing for them. The former because he always seems to play well against us and the latter because he always gets away with fucking booting us off the pitch, even back to his time at Leeds

Reynolds making sure to do some bad acting after that second goal

Right dirty bastard who wouldn’t get away with half of what he does for Leeds, playing for us

That defence has been creaking for a while

Probably still editing our highlights, it only finished about 15 minutes ago

To do that when absolutely everything is against you is some going. That might genuinely be the catalyst for us to properly kick on second half of the season

Calvert-Lewin has been threatening that all game.

This is fucking outrageous behaviour btw. Once is bad enough but the cunt has done it twice to my memory. And then he had the cheek to offer some limp wristed apology to Gordon ffs

Hope someone shits in this cunt’s box of Corn Flakes

Wonder what happened last season to bring that on

You’re coming to the end of a 12 hour shift on here today, man. Get to bed

in general.

Couldn’t be arsed to carry the drum up the stairs. The silly cunts

The fucking pearl clutching that went on over some of our shithousery in 22/23 and we were absolutely nowhere near as bad as this Arsenal team. Literally one rule for us and another for the PL top boys