Virtua Stiva

Can’t believe “guy who gets the team news” could be so incorrect

Hope will be hoping (lol) for us to drop points today so he can fire out a double whammy of misery. Marinating himself in it like a big cunt of a duck

If Big Nick starts, wouldn’t surprise me to see Willock play and try and make the runs beyond him on the left, alternating with Barnes. Elanga doing similar on the right

It’s what Ireland deserve for not picking Alex Murphy after his wonder strike in pre-season

If he wants to know what the fans are thinking, it’s only right he watches the Barcelona game in The Black Garter

Ignoring quite a large chunk of context there like

What isn’t a surprise is mackems coming in to boast after a couple of decent results. I’ll let you decide if that means Sunderland winning or Newcastle losing

Build a big enough stadium and you should be able to give out plenty of cheaper seats. Well, in an ideal world. Make the tickets next to the away fans £20 a pop and assemble the radgies into that section again

My god, he’s done it again. I thought forum posters like this died out in 2008

Something has to give somewhere, man. Fuck me rigid

Extra time needed so the media team can film a special interview with the Geordie Dancer about what it means up here

Parish is an attention seeking clown who has lost major money and could potentially lose his very good manager over his decision making.

I think there is a fairly good chance this eventually ends in tears tbh. I really can’t see how Slot can play him and Ekitike and not piss one of them off in the long run. I’d say it does very little to address their issues but VAR will compensate for their defensive woes

Taking away the general shambles of all this, there HAS to be someone lined up but I reckon it’s 50/50 at best that someone is Wouldn’t surprise me in the least if Watkins is a name out of the blue. He needs a move out of that Villa team

Nearly every other post on RTG is someone throwing out the most insane Saudi stereotypes imaginable and everyone else nodding along with it, man

Unbelievable home ref today. He’d better repeat that second half when he’s up here in a couple of month

Fair fucks. Though I’d be concerned that it can be hard to discern a wind up from usual boiler plate nonsense

Champion, here’s the Midas touch from Mr “You overplayed for Isak” himself

I fully recommend enjoying your Saturday morning instead. I’m sure someone in a group chat will let you know when they’re announced

Into the top 2/3 funniest things to happen to Man United in recent memory and think of the ground that covers

All the signs of a Burnsie Burner. Overuse of emojis, attempting to talk like a journalist and total pie in the sky fucking fantasy world bollocks

Steam in and take Gallagher from under Palace’s nose. Just because I’m feeling spiteful

if that’s 1-2 at 90 minutes, it’s 6 added on. Fact. My source is the last 15 years of football refereeing

Another bottle job of a ref when faced with a team in red. Konate very lucky to stay on and 11 minutes pulled out of his hole to stop Van Dijk complaining at him

Genuinely unbelievable this like.