Gawalls

Hate this commentator with his OTT pronouncement - “a shot from mctomINNAY!!!”

I’ll do an experiment later and let you know, the wife will be delighted.

No that’s very true, you could put a window out with that stuff.

Never understood the need for the saying “like a hot knife through butter”, you could just say “like a knife through I can’t believe it’s not butter” as there’s no need to heat the knife up with that.

You still watching?

Oh I see - that strike did warrant just a “twat”

I hate this presenter already - he’s so easy to hate

Weird statement- “Hoijland has ripped the ringing”

Need a spurs win here

I’m beginning to honestly think he’s always done this but pope has bailed him out. You only remember the good

If you’re gonna use tortured song lyrics at least use something Swedish… Isak Isak Isak get a hat trick For all of us today and if you get us that hat trick and one with a back flick then you’ll make our day

And ironically got murdered as well by the looks of it.

Absolute ludicrous is an overstatement - say we bought another like isak, therefore dropping him to our third choice and an option to come of the bench when bossing games and chasing a goal. I’m ok with that.

Agreed - he’s still in 7 in 14 for this season whilst sharing apps with isak, making him the 10th highest goal scorer of the prem this season.

Is this the equivalent of me donating a tin of beans to the food bank?

Can Wilson not teach longstaff how to keep his shots low ffs? He should take up Aussie rules or rugby.

I was watching it and when it got to number two I was thinking “wow we’re gonna be number one” then when it was Celtic and rangers it was “well that’s stupid when you have Exeter and Torquay in there”

Agreed - I love big Joe out on the left when he’s up for it.

I genuinely watched a YouTube thing over Xmas detailing largest 20 derbys in UK and this wasn’t mentioned.

I imagine he does

It’s what you do - every day I go to work I walk in and announce “can I just tell you - I’m not leaving any time soon”.

Agreed, I lived down there 17 years and can count on one hand the amount of times I heard rhyming slang - and it’s where I met the old trouble and strife. To speak cockney you just replace every U with an A like “you’re having a facking larf (laugh is an exception to be fair, oh but babble is also acceptable for laugh).

agreed - how they'll react is an unknown quantity at the moment as they've never had to think about it before. This is new territory so we just don't know how they'll react or when. For me personally it's Howe all the way.

Nah - shearer was best at that

It’s always the second half we do this