JumpersForGoalposts

Fuck Suarez and fuck Uruguay. They deserve every drop of this. Feed this direct into my veins, indeed, the crying, wailing little shithouses. Apt end to bitey, racist, cheating, diving shitcunt Suarez's World Cup dream.

I've watched that clip dozens of times and every single time it catches me off guard just how hard he hit it. Even the cameraman can't keep up. Proper striker. No one else bar Haaland is even in the same conversation as him.

The Saudi Heed Chopping Sword Company Stand. Just imagine how delicious the tears would be.

At least Miggy can live safe in the knowledge that if he ever lost his right foot in a freak horse punching/gravy drinking/sleeve rolling up accident and had to get a wooden peg, he'd be the MessiPeleShearerBeckenbauer of the Para Football world.

That's a hattrick of GK errors. Bed well and truly shat there.

This is less dogshit.

This is pure, undiluted shite. It takes some doing to make a bunch of professional players play THIS badly. Brewcesque.

Is Harry Kane allergic to the penalty area?

I think you're absolutely spot on. Southgate is not one for looking at evidence or making decisions based on what is happening on the pitch. The single most important thing for Gareth Souuthgate is Gareth Southgate and as long as Gareth Southgate thinks it's right, it doesn't matter whether it works or not. He seems to believe his own hubris and it makes for some fucking painful to watch and highly ineffective football. But I'm only a fan, so my opinion isn't important. I'm not Gareth Southgate, so as far as he's concerned, my opinion is worthless, even if it is based on what has gone on during the match.

I have read all of your replies and after considering them all, I fully stand by my assessment that we are the best team that has existed anywhere ever.

Pope >> Pickford Trippier = Trippier Botman >> Maguire Schar = Stones Burn > Shaw Willock = Rice Bruno = Bellingham Joelinton > Mount ASM = Saka Almiron >> Sterling Wilson > Kane (at least the way he is playing ATM) Howe >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Southgate I think 3-0 would be gentle on England.

Do one.

The were fucking dreadful. That McKenzie or whatever his name is with the shit hair is being fellated by a few, but he's wank too. Zero quality across the USA team in general. Yank birds are rank too. Rub it in all in your pubes.

Scientists who think that AIDS originated from eating bush meat are wrong. It came from Cuntgate. That was pure, undiluted AIDS. Pickford - Accident waiting to happen. Got nowhere near a tame shot that hit the bar Shaw - Coward Mount - Pointless Rice - Pointless Sterling - Pointless Bellingham - Good player, but played awfully Kane - One of the worst displays in an England shirt. Both unwilling and unable. His defenders will happily chew down his cock though. Southgate - Minus 10 out of 10. AIDS tactics, AIDS mindset, AIDS subs. Get to absolute fuck, you utter charlatan. We lost the Euros through his cowardice, even when we were gifted a run to the final. This time, it looks like we're going to limp into the knockout stages and the get obliterated by the first decent team we meet. The USA were hopeless, but we made them look like prime Bus parking Chelsea.

Kane is injured? He can move.

Foden and Wilson sat on the bench still. Grim.

Rashford FFS.

He's been awful. His positioning is killing us. Wilson must come on.

Settling for a draw. Dogshit stuff.

No. Fucking. Way.

Cuntgate cunting as per usual.

Massive dive.

Make a sub Cuntgate. This is shit.

Can we sub Cuntgate out?

Missed a good chance.