JumpersForGoalposts

Kane really needs to start standing where the 9 should be and stop playing as a 10. Completely kills momentum when our midfield has to stop and let him catch up, or do his job for him.

Pickford makes the goal look massive.

I hope we beat them, mostly because Corn Dogs and grits are so fucking dreadful.

Justice for not picking Botman. That was shambolic by the cloggies.

I think pre-planned celebrations should result in the goal being disallowed. Any gash hand signals like hearts or shit should be a 10 match ban.

That's less subtle than me trying to register on Groomers as 'PureFewm'.

Please put a safety smiley after that. Please god...

Hasn't been authorised yet. Humourless cunts.

Just tried to register under the Username "PureFewm". Will be interesting to see if an admin authorises that one!

As Raymond the Bastard would say: "Lovely"

TBF ,no one can top @Nuntumblers effort as "WeysKeyse" or whatever it was on RTG. No point going in peyce right now, just go big and short and burn out in glory with an IP ban.

More likely that he'll put it out trying to reach Southgate's cock.

Don't they have a load of debt in bonds that limit the earning potential, i.e. the Glaziers created a huge amount of bonds, trousered the cash and then mortgaged the bonds against the club? Might be hard to turn a profit if that's the case. I think it's more likely that the Glazers will sell a stake in the club to finance the debt, before looking to shift the rest for a low price. Grim if you are a Man U fan. Delicious if you aren't.

Having seen the highlights and seen just how soft the Argie pel was, they have got absolutely nothing to complain about with the referee. I also note that Messi has made a career out of flopping in La Liga, so he tends to get a sad on when international refs don't automatically blow whenever he throws himself to the ground. Good. Argie cunts.

Their best player of the PL era by absolutely miles (Phillips) had a single decent season in the PL and a reasonable career at various levels. He was a peripheral figure for the national team for an extremely short period. All of the rest are at best, journeymen and cloggers and more commonly, absolute detritus. And that's it. Whereas we've had Cole, Shearer, Batty, Howey, Pearce, Lee, Ferdinand, Dyer, Jenas, Woodgate, Taylor, Owen, Carroll, Pope, Trippier, Wilson and plenty others I've probably forgotten about. Also, we've had some blinding non-English players like Asprilla, Albert, Speed, Ginola, Solano, Given, Robert, Colo, Martins, Enrique, Gutirez, Tiote, Ba, Cisse, Bruno, Botman, Isak... They are just a small shit stain next to us on the map.

What a time for the Saudis: Their team 3rd in the PL Iran lose heavily SA beat the Argies WC on their doorstep It'll be Shwarmas all round in doon toon Riyadh the neet.

Howe: Keep spirits up, training nailed down Brewce: Sleeves rurled up, foreskin rurled down

I was at work during the game, but just watched the highlights. My initial thoughts from that and the bit of the first half I caught: A goalkeeper with normal length arms saves Iran's first goal. How much longer can we get away with having a midget who can't reach the bar in goal? Bellingham looks mint. January transfer buy for us? Wilson's pullback for Grealish was class. If that's Kane, he selfishly spunks that chance away. Really not that enamoured by Kane at all. Tripps is still absolutely top class and an absolute joy to behold. Our Captain . Sako looked good. Maguire looked OK, but wasn't tested at all In Defence. Same goes for Shaw. Not convinced they'll get a ride as easy as that one, yet they still leaked two goals against a shocking Iran side. Could someone who actually watched the game give me a steer as to how off the mark I am? Cheers lads.

I am so uninspired by both the WC and this England set up, it's unreal. Mate that to the fact that it's broken our mega run in the league, and this WC can fuck right off.

+1 for the couldn't disagree strongly enough. Schar has been top class for us and dovetails perfectly with Botman. Not sure how you've come to the conclusion that Schar is being weak, when he's part of our best CB pairing, possibly ever.

I absolutely love him, Schar and Burn together. Eddie has taken a top drawer CB (Botman), a real sleeper (Schar) and a solid, old school lump (Burn) and got them playing like prime Woodgate, Colo and Albert. Probably a reflection on Botman on how much Schar has improved by being next to him.

Probably the same way people get caught out on the dark web - people talking.

TBF, if the England manager could only pick whiter than white players, the squad would have been be a bit thin on the ground over recent years, noting the amount of dodgy shithouses we've had: Rooney - Granny whore marriage cheat Gerrard - Assault, supporting a would-be-murderer, organised crime, all round cunt Beckham - Corruption for honours, oil patsy Terry - Racist all round criminal shitbag Johnson - Convicted nonce Wio Ferdinand - Druggy Cashley Cole- Mobile phone buggery pervert Fowler - Bit of sniff Gazza - All the drugs and booze, wife beater Le Tiss, Merson, Adams - Dodgy gambling Les Ferdinand - Not a shithouse at all, but trashed the Blue Peter garden Toney is a saint compared to plenty of others.

Howe: Using his bonce Bruce: Pie guzzling nonce