JumpersForGoalposts

Shocking miss. Transfer list now.

Fucking Derby. Shit cunts.

Come on Derby!!!

Big shame. I love a good GK pen.

When we win the trophy, he can keep the fucker in his house.

Cuntgate doesn't like this post.

Nick Pope - you are pure sexual chocolate.

Good job Isak's injured, or the Bruno is the middle song would be knacked.

PERP!! You legend!

I hate pens straight down the middle. Like, neurotically hate them.

Jur!!! 3-1

Either your stream is ahead, or you dodged jinxing it, you lucky man!

Perp!

Thank fuck.

I feel your pain. Last year I played with a few Americans who all know absolutely fuck all about how the game is played, but all loved telling me what to do when playing Centre Back. There were times when words were had...

Some nice loud and clear "fuck off"s coming through the wireless.

That post escalated beautifully from 'We haven't scored againt them' to 'Shithole full of cunts'.

Spitty is such a thundercunt I just can't listen to him. Richards is really likeable, but he adds nothing at all, just parrots what others are saying, but in a less insightful way.

How many pens is it?

It'll remind me of that time we went out of the CL qualifiers on pels back in the SBR days. Listened to that on the wireless.

Silly question - is it straight to pels if 0-0, or extra time or replay?

Eddie read your post.

Triple sub. HTL!

Absolutely grim appointment for a grim squad. Champo inbound like a plummeting stone.

Sounds like a shit-off. Maybe we'll have to invest in Jan after all, if this is our squad depth.