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Back on topic, I absolutely don't want to see Ekitike at the club. I think Eddie has a 'no dickheads' policy, and Ekitike doesn't meet that criteria, after showing us that he was willing to use us to get what he really wanted. No thanks.

Howe: Important training tips Bruce: Double sausage and chips

Dafuq?!

Just watched the highlights and it has a great angle on the knee slide. Absolutely mangificent.

I think you're massively underestimating us. We aren't in 3rd because of luck or an easy run. We're 3rd on merit, and that's after VAR cost us 7 points a few weeks ago. We're contenders now, and if City drop off, it's us or Arsenal to duke it out.

I've said this before, but us being shit was all they had. Now we are mint, they have a choice between looking at their own sorry existence, or delewding themselves that we are still shit. Guess which one they are choosing? We could win the quadruple and beat them 10 nil, and we'd still be spawny bastards whilst they have been hard done by.

I hope he finds a club that suits him in Jan and we sign a PL standard striker to act as cover/sun for Isak and Wilson. Canny lad, stands out like a sore thumb in the PL.

I'm so glad that you were woefully wrong. What were you thinking?!

Get this shit thread locked. 8th place would be an absolute disaster now. Title-o-Meter and Top-4-o-Meter. Nothing else required.

Officials have been utter cunts today. Checj their bank balances.

Commentators are cunts too. That was stone wall.

Hand. Ball.

No killer instinct to just hoof the ball into the goal. Need a proper striker (Wilson) on.

SHOOT MAN!!

This ref is a pure nonce.

On what planet is there nothing wrong with that?! He's taken him out in the air!!

I absolutely love shitting all over the entitled Sky Six fans who have gotten used to the small clubs rolling over to them every week. Super-fuck them.

This ref is a disgrace.

Head injury for Schar. At least Targett on isn't the end of the world, as excellent as Schar has been.

Same old Chelsea...

EIEIEIO, up the Premya leeg we go!

HTL!!

Bit Captain Steak Bakes of Potter to put a kid up against the form right side in the PL right now. Once Tripps, Bruno and Miggy have torn him a new one, will be interesting to see if Potter can drag him out from under the bus afterwards.

We should all lump a tenner into a N-O pot, whack it all on us to win, and if we do, have the mother of all lash ups down toon.

Really glad Wilson is in there, but went on the BBC's squad selector and couldn't bring myself to complete it because the midfield is so rank. And that's before Cuntgate picks Kane to throw himself on the floor in midfield, whilst the referee shakes his head and waves 'play on'. Absolutely rank squad for a rank tournament. Fuck the whole thing, and roll on the resumption of our awesome season.