TheBrownBottle

Easy to misread tone, but I don’t want shot of him - I like Joelinton. Love hun in fact - we all remember what he was, and what he’s become. But if we’re wanting to step up another level, I could easily see him leaving in the next 18 months; he’ll fetch a fair old sum. I wasn’t saying we should sell him - just that I think that there’s a chance he’s one of those who goes before the next step up (as long as FFP exists, this also doesn’t help)

MOTM again today

Thanks - and I wasn’t being sarcastic with it

He wasn’t much cop again today. But given your handle, I can see why it seems mental.

‘Division 1’ would have breached the FL’s copyright

He’s a young lad who could well develop into what they’re hoping, but Caicedo doesn’t look close to a £100m+ footballer to me. Likewise Mudryk at £80m+. Or pretty much anyone Boehly has spunked money on.

I’m not even sure they’re underperforming - they’ve been playing like this for nearly two years

I actually thought he was poor today - the free header spared some blushes

You know you’re not playing? Let the super fit athletes who are worry about that

I wonder how long it would take for Chelsea to actually go back to being regular Chelsea again? How many mid table seasons are required to shed the lucrative sponsors and millions of plastics from around the globe. Maybe they’ve had so much success over the previous 15 years that’s never going to happen …

Amazing who’ll go out with handsome billionaires like

Makes Barry in the Box look like Judge fucking Jules

Great result, though it has to be said - Chelsea are absolutely turd. They’ve bought so badly. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving shower of cunts.

Gan on young Ndiweni - a young lad from Throckley playing up front (from an older lad from Throckley)

Haha

On he comes

Superb reverse pass by Almiron too

Lovely by Gordon. Just lovely

Glad Isak’s off. Not worth any risk-taking with that lad

We really don’t score enough when Trippier’s deliveries are on point like today

I’m the opposite - love an apple, but a baked apple is the work of the devil

I’ve made the reverse trip enough times for a miserable experience to feel zero sympathy

Has to be off

Aided and abetted by Chelsea mind. I’m not complaining, though.

Hahaha get the fuck in - Chelsea have hoyed this one away