TheBrownBottle

It’s exactly what happened last time - but instead of Dolly and friends heading to Sunderland town centre for signatures, today it’s all online I suspect that this time it’ll make zero difference

We wouldn’t get 100m for Bruno - and that’s why no-one triggered the clause

B for Bruno

It’s his greatest weakness - he often seems to need an extra second on the ball

I think that’s roughly where he’d be - bottom six, not outstanding, though I think a perfectly capable CM. That was us not too long ago - I think he’s a solid enough player for that level. I suppose the difference with Kelly is that he’s joined one of the most successful clubs in world football and it just seems like a crazy transfer.

Honestly I don’t want to contemplate what’s required to be done at the moment to kick on - we’ve just won a trophy.

Longstaff is a D - he’s a lower PL club capable player.

I missed BDB, didn’t think we’d be starting this up the morning after a LC Final! BDB is a rock solid C. A C+.

Sorry to hear that, but glad it sounds like it is under control

List of clubs who have won something since we last did: That list looks so much better today

I don’t agree with the first paragraph (NUFC weren’t in any danger of dropping to the third tier and folding). But I completely agree with the second

There is no club without KK - so forever makes sense to me.

Was my MOTM tbh

I’m on the train home now - knackered and still drunk (it’s 7am). I also can’t stop blubbing. What a right fucking fanny I am. All I can think about is the people I’ve known who dreamt of this day and didn’t get to experience. RIP to all of you xx

Likewise - I’ve just witnessed the only thing I’ve ever wanted to see without change since I was six. Thanks, Eddie - you’ve just knackered my only dream

Thread should be closed

Oops- remember folks, you’re meant to talk about dictatorships, not Muslims. Otherwise you just sound racist

I reckon Bruce also give him tips re being 2-0 up in a cup final. Defo.

Statue should be in the mould as we speak. I don’t give two shites what happens now. The man is now a club legend, regardless of what comes after. Thank you Eddie, seriously - thank you.

Btw crying salt tears in public is absolutely fine, folks. I couldn’t stop and feel a shit load better now. When’s the next tin pot available for winning, then?

Ah fucking telt yiz!

P-P. Game abandoned due to collective brown trousers.

3am in Sydney, fucking absolute chaos in the bar Enjoy lads and lasses, we might be a couple of hours away from finally ending this fucking barren stretch Come you beautiful bastards in B&W HTL!

Dubravka being rooted to his line isn’t what’s needed today