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Mackem tramps have won only one of their last nine games against the smoggies

Lovely jubbly that

Keegan was the first footballer to break my geordie heart when he scored those two goals in the 74 final. I was eight

I was there in 82 when he made his debut at SJP. Tempus fugit.

I love his pass to Bruno on the second goal, notice how he also instinctively blocks the PSG player as the cross goes in. Wonderful.

Some of our passing in the first half was outrageously good.

Mackems looking good for more playoff heartache at the end of the season, the stupid trampy c*nts.

Great second half, tino and tonali both good.

Let's beat the cunts at their place.

We've now beaten both Sheffield teams 8-0 in the premier league

Disappointed we didn't hit nine. No pleasing some

Not quite

Me and the missus spent four nights in Milan last November. Guess what we didn't see in those four days...?

We must have set the world record for the most blocks on goal during that match.

Well, we are still in it...somehow

When we played Inter in 2003 at our place, I counted their support...20. No way will milan bring numbers here.

The Maltese national flag is the only one in the world to bear a military award from another country...the George Cross.

I bought my lad a red Malta strip when we went on hols there in 2004. He wouldn't wear it.

Fiver on Inter 2-0 at 35-1.

Well done West Ham, I know two west ham fans from Wallsend who will be very happy tonight.

Long Train Runnin' on a half time advert on bt sport. What a song.

Doobie Brothers...

Don Hutchison is a tosser.

Great to be back, European nights are so special. I took my son, 8 at the time, to watch us play Inter Milan in 2002(?). Bring 'em on!