The Fountain

The second Isak thread on RTG was disappeared to the dungeon of shame. My guess is one mackem said Isak was better than Ross Stewart and another mackem asked him for a straightener outside the Colliery Tavern.

I was more pissed off when Waddle, Beardsley and Gascoigne left. I'm a lot older and the club is in a much better position now.

It proves the recruitment that we've done has been brilliant.

We need to get Toney and Neves on loan from Saudi to piss the cartel off.

Ederson has one year left on his contract so no doubt they'll be a £50m bid from Saudi.

Moving to the North West is the worst place for footballers being burgled.

Yes, I've read and heard that Liverpool really want him and they're a giant of world football. If that's the case pay the fee

That would be a good outcome, however Howe having to start with Gordon or Osula in the middle with the £200m unspent is more likely to happen.

Ronaldo wanted to go to Madrid a good season or two before he actually went. If a club doesn't match the clubs valuation I think Isak will do a professional job for us.

It's not uncommon for players not to get the move they want to stay and play well.

Guehi was kept at Palace against his will last season, it didn't affect him.

Seemed to throw everything at it last season and fell short.

Liverpool run out of money before Eddie runs out of magic.

By then Eddie will have turned Osula in our new 20+ striker

Imagine if Eddie turned him into a 20+ goal striker.

True

We need to send Haris Vukic round to tell him how mint we are.

Nah, less than £300m

Make it public that any transfer has to be completed by 5th August. Then if it doesn't happen then Isak has only Liverpool to blame

Offer him a new contract, if he doesn't sign it go public and say a club has to reach out asking price by 5th August or he stays till at least January.

When was Amiron sacked?

£150m and he's yours. Back at ours for £70m after a year of Amiron ruins him.

There's a clip on YouTube where Cunty laughed when a Newcastle fan wanted Howe as manager. Cunty is an idiot

Jason Cunty and Gobshite Agbonlohor are desperate for a Newcastle fan to phone talk shite and make an arse of themselves. So far all the callers have been sound. The two twats are getting really frustrated

Up to clubs to match our price. He's been a brilliant signing, 3 great years and a huge profit. We'll move on.