Nowhere Man

VAR introduced to help with human error… ruined by human error ?

So eee say’s remember Waterloo…. and chucks Frenchman out of plane…

Just shows our team ethic when we’re still challenging with half the squad being extras from the Saving Private Ryan beach scene and all the other twats up there having nye on full squads. Hope we smash Man U ?

I love beating the cockneys ?

Looks like Jeff Clarke in the background?

Yeah just meant his jinky little run up, but as long as it ends up in the onion bag, good stuff.

I mean each to their own but I think Ekitike seems a bit of a waster from what I’ve seen.

Cracking player for goals & assists, not keen on his penalty kicks though. Got the prem experience. + £60 million is nowt these days

Bollocks to him, raid Brentford for Ivan Toney or Brian Mbeumo.

Well you deserved the win ??

Took Gordon a few games to bed in to Eddies style?

The boy did well

I’m saying out & out striker not push someone in from midfield, but needs must..

That was probably Bournemouth’s strongest team against ‘Knackered United’ so no qualms here. A few individual mistakes cost us the game, but it has to be put down to fatigue and squad depth which will be addressed in the coming seasons. Think we’ll struggle to get a champions league placing this season unless we have a good push in the new year when the casualties are back. Still wished we’d of signed another out and out striker in the summer, to rely on 2 is a bit naive considering a long season along with 3 cup competitions. But they’re not doing too bad as it stands.

Fuck me Bournemouth has an airport? Bet it’s not as big as Ashington’s..

Bugger off England, give the lads a rest.

What if you half it and spread Nutella on them, then put squirty cream on top? Does that count? I hope so otherwise me mams been taking the piss…

Hell Yeah.

Did somebody say “mollycoddled” go take your heed for a shite man

Great result, dug in well, Joelinton man of match for me. Arteta can kiss my bottom flaps, he’s a dick.

A little bit of sex wee came out watching that …

I had that one..1999? Gutted it ended up in a charity bag, long story. It was the last strip I owned, never bothered getting anymore.

So who covers then? Target can’t even get on.

I suppose under the circumstances with injuries that was a fair result. Get the crocks back in a month or so we’ll be back in it. Tripps & Burn to start on Wednesday ?