Joelinton7

I think Rafa is too set in his ways. Eddie is constantly evolving.

No love for this handsome beast today? 5 in 9 for us this season after his 18 last year. 43 in 90. Bloody outstanding. Finally got our Shearer replacement.

Yeah but also Lascelles pockets Mbappe in his sleep. Phone, keys, wallet, Mbappe.

I love you Sean Longstaff you magical Geordie scamp

We are absolutely polished at the min. Every time it gets harder we get better. Every time they doubt us, we prove them wrong. They get weaker, we get stronger. We block out the bollocks and just carry on being Eddie’s Howe’s mags of domination, here to take over the world. Bring it Dortmund!

He’s going into our history books isn’t he. Keegan, Robson, Harvey, Howe.

Not booked. He lives to fight another day!

Saving him for Dortmundo

Being banned from playing football (a game I assume they like playing) for long periods of time?

Definitely. Especially one that smashes PSG 4-1 and puts Milan on a 90 min lockdown.

Sela, Noon and Saudia. Bring on the fewm.

Popey Trippy Fabi Botty Burny Longy Bruno Geezy Andsy Miggy Wilsy Gordy

Looks like we’re taking HMRC to court

Help us Joebi-Wan Kenobi, you’re our only hope.

Him saying we’ve “always been by his side” makes it sound like we’ve known for a while.

Could we not build a stadium in the sky, brick by brick, so high it could feasibly leave the atmosphere?

Coming to Newcastle may have saved him as all of his vices were in Milan. Eddie will put an arm ‘round the shoulder and the fans will hopefully, like some on here have said , have a big banner and song for him in the coming games. I’ve slagged his performances on here but this is a different matter and certainly mitigating circumstances for those performances. It’s a personal issue. Hopefully he gets world class support in beating such a problem. If he hasn’t bet on football then don’t know how Italian authorities can enforce a ban either at all for football and certainly not one in the U.K.

9 points min

Could it just be that he’s not been performing?

Could we not move the pitch blade by blade instead?

We’ll smash their glass doors in

I just want to see Brazilcastle fully realised with Bruno, Joe and Paqueta samba’ing in front of the Gallowgate after spanking in the 9th against Liverpool.

Bruce destroyed him, as he almost destroyed his brother, Schar, he hoyed Lejeune out the door. In fact he destroyed the confidence of every single player in the squad bar Maxi.

Can only have Brewcy lined up for a triumphant return as he guides them from promotion favourites with great team harmony to relegation candidates in record time, with secret moles around every corner waiting to sabotage him as he tells the media “what do you expect, we’re Birmingham City”