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Not to mention. He looks very fit

Fucking class. Constantly on the move and always wants the ball, then place it instantly, perfectly. In between that he’s slipping balls through into the box and getting chances on goal himself.

Until Sandro is blowing out of his arse after 25 mins jk

Sandro. Finally

Hey Cottage guys, remember that goal one of our players scored v you, it was mint right. Well.. do yas want him? Yes, he’s definitely that good all the time! What do you mean he only has one foot? Absurd! So.. £30m?

Luke with the old “I was wrong so now I’m pretending not to care” schtick.

Are you saying it’s close?

Played for the u18’s yesterday (first half) v Millwall, despite his signing having not been officially announced.

Hopefully soon we get the white smoke for a new CB

Hang on. If this Simikan is class like people here say, and they want <£50m for him. Why even bother with Guehi?

We don’t

Good to see we’re “exploring alternatives” two days before the window closes, to a deal we’ve had no concrete movement on in three weeks.

Chris Moore has taken over from Carrick

Shadow Puppets source right now

Matt O’Riley injured 8 mins into Brighton debut and had to be helped off as he couldn’t walk by his power.

Welcome, Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink.

Sandy said he feels like a new signing

Well I am venting for the sake of venting. He’s the one who said it. If Eales had said it, it’d be directed towards him. This window has been very frustrating.

It’s just shit that we still have to worry about losing our best players and will have to for the foreseeable future. Chelsea sell fucking hotels and no one gives a shit. They change the rules overnight, like seriously, is this all there is?

🔔 🔚

Maybe, but not sure what happened to post takeover talk of “not a stepping stone” anymore.

No. It paints us in the light of a club just grateful to be the worms that get fed to the big fish.

Of course Chelsea are in for Toney. They’re in for any fucking thing that moves

I really don’t like him saying “keeping the squad together is a success”. Sort of shit Bruce/McLaren/Carver etc would have come out with.