Joelinton7

I’m crying, we’ve stole one there

Eddie (H)owe coming unstuck again away from home

Ship Longstaff off to the championship where he belongs. Beyond sick of his non performances now.

Deserve to be behind. Don’t create anything, play the slowest, most predictable football and suspect at the back. Just no forcing or the issue. No real desire to want to win.

Pel Ballmouth

Everton spaces

Grand Old Team anyone?

Absolute woke nonsense this

Oh and it’s happening again, it’s happening again, Everton FC, it’s happening again!

My word son!

But seriously, get relegated you sticky wankers

He had cancer

Blackburn are sponsored by a farm and have taken to sticking pints of milk front and centre of press conferences. It looks like the milk is being interviewed

Does Miley not need to be registered?

I know but Hope’s a dick

Yeah, Bruce is a bit far, but I’d back McLaren over Hope any day now. He’s blatantly trying to stir shit up now

It needs to be. Needs massive time and investment if we’re going to compete at the top for years to come. Easily as important as signing a £70m CB.

Bizarre and random. Suppose it fits his career trend of mixing unfashionable clubs like Wigan with heavyweights like Inter.

Six-time Champions League winners so yeah.

Yeah ‘cause us signing Antony is deffo gonna’ happen and TeamTalk are the bastions of truth within the football journalism industry.

Pretty much what was expected re Botman

Outsourced to Blackpool donkey rides