Joelinton7

Oh and it’s happening again, it’s happening again, Everton FC, it’s happening again!

My word son!

But seriously, get relegated you sticky wankers

He had cancer

Blackburn are sponsored by a farm and have taken to sticking pints of milk front and centre of press conferences. It looks like the milk is being interviewed

Does Miley not need to be registered?

I know but Hope’s a dick

Yeah, Bruce is a bit far, but I’d back McLaren over Hope any day now. He’s blatantly trying to stir shit up now

It needs to be. Needs massive time and investment if we’re going to compete at the top for years to come. Easily as important as signing a £70m CB.

Bizarre and random. Suppose it fits his career trend of mixing unfashionable clubs like Wigan with heavyweights like Inter.

Six-time Champions League winners so yeah.

Yeah ‘cause us signing Antony is deffo gonna’ happen and TeamTalk are the bastions of truth within the football journalism industry.

Pretty much what was expected re Botman

Outsourced to Blackpool donkey rides

He’s really into this footy manager cosplay shit. Crazy that real clubs actually fall for it.

Shola that. Go go loan arranger!

Sounds harrowing

RB Newcastle incoming

It’s deemed a “fantasy assist”. Weird term but yeah, that’s what it is.

How the fuck has he gone full fucking turbocunt there four games into a so far unbeaten season? You can tell he sits there typing and re-typing to think of the exact word for max dickhead value. Then when he’s finished he gives a little smug smirk to himself. I’d side with McLaren and Bruce over him.

Sick of this grifter now. You do transfers mate. Don’t start commenting on games and goals

Bordeaux are back. I love this!

Inject it straight into the vein!