Blackburn are sponsored by a farm and have taken to sticking pints of milk front and centre of press conferences. It looks like the milk is being interviewed
How the fuck has he gone full fucking turbocunt there four games into a so far unbeaten season?
You can tell he sits there typing and re-typing to think of the exact word for max dickhead value. Then when he’s finished he gives a little smug smirk to himself. I’d side with McLaren and Bruce over him.