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He’s really into this footy manager cosplay shit. Crazy that real clubs actually fall for it.

Shola that. Go go loan arranger!

Sounds harrowing

RB Newcastle incoming

It’s deemed a “fantasy assist”. Weird term but yeah, that’s what it is.

How the fuck has he gone full fucking turbocunt there four games into a so far unbeaten season? You can tell he sits there typing and re-typing to think of the exact word for max dickhead value. Then when he’s finished he gives a little smug smirk to himself. I’d side with McLaren and Bruce over him.

Sick of this grifter now. You do transfers mate. Don’t start commenting on games and goals

Bordeaux are back. I love this!

Inject it straight into the vein!

What an absolutely mental bit of business

Botman is class obvs but Schar’s importance to us is so underrated. He allows us to push up, spread wide because of his shitpingers, and of course he has the ability to go on a maze up himself.

Knew their high line would do for them. Spurs seemed to have their usual lack of appetite when they play us but it looked like we kept sitting back and allowing them to keep the press on. Could see their goal coming, we looked so blunt in the moments I had it on, a little spell just before their goal where we were second to every ball. So relived to win. Tenacity and our clinical forwards got us there.

I’m out so have only been able to catch snippets on my phone. We looked awful with Spurs probing us relentlessly. How did we win? Don’t think we’ve put a good full 90 mins in this season but we’re unbeaten so can’t complain.

He’s been utterly starved in every game so far. Happy to be 1-0 up though.

Thanks

A half empty Bramley-Moore Dock in the Champo with their fans booing the sub of Will Grigg for Mason Holgate would be glorious

Anyone can find the full interview 🙏

Think they’ll bottle personally

Just seen Everton’s capitulation. Pitchforks/Fireworks will be out for Dyche tonight. They’ve already turned on him going off reactions to some of his previous comments.

Dry your eyes mate.

Never mind, got Fab Schar sent off, dominated v 10, lost and laughed at Longstaff. And signing Ramsdale because of dat Russell Martin pull

Ben Brereton FC losing yet again

Shan for him but fuck Arsenal

Pope Nicholas Tino Krafth Mac & Cheese BDB Cannonball Hall Sandro Mfing Tonali Mad Brazilian 1 Mad Brazilian 2 Alan Ice Cold Milky Bar Kid 3-1: Isak, Gordon, Sandro 7 points from 9 and a league cup 3rd round place v Wimbledon is ace. Stop whingeing.

3 keepers and a Kelly, this summer’s box office smash hit!