Joelinton7

Nah PIF will drop us in a heartbeat for being gravy stained, they’ll take the full £1bn loss and set up shop in a little hut outside the sol telling the whole of mackemdom how delewded Geordies are and that they are much more classier but as Mackems are morally superior, they won’t be investing any money into the clerb. Exile will be knighted for services to classiness.

Craig Dope with baseless speculation, positioning himself as the front runner and champion of a story made up entirely in his own head. Did it come to you in a dream this time Craig.

Starting a thread based off of a Bailey tweet was a bold move.

Kes you’re a reyt bastard I telt thee. Just imagined Bruno going round with a stuffed peregrine falcon on his shoulder

Oh this again. Yippee

Really miss seeing a fully fit Willock flying for us. Hopefully he gets back to his best this season.

They’re quoting Burnsie on the Sheff U forum saying we’ve been offered Vini Souza . Was from March but still

Who in the PSR is he?

This is it for me. It’s the perfect blend. After each promotion they delude themselves into thinking they’re on par with us, we batter them home and away and get to enjoy their relegation. All of their delusions on full display, easy 6 points for us and they never get any sustained joy, just hopes raised and dashed over and over again. It’d be torture for them.

Wouldn’t surprise me. It’s what he did at Monaco

Here come the subs. Would love to see Sanusi come on

Is that Branthwaite off then?

More ridiculous than his goal v Palace

Memes scores!

The pope is back

Hall looks so accomplished on the ball and brings a variety of options. Dare I say a little bit of Bruno in him in that he’s tenacious and able to wriggle out of any situation, then create something in one pass. He could do a job for us at CM this season.

Iceman bags again and Murphy with yet another assist

We look really dangerous on the attack

He’d just start blabbering about FFP

Sorry but that’s mental. A striker who can stay fit, relieve the pressure off Isak and also come in and deputise for him at times is essential. It means Isak gets injured less, it allows us to change up our games late on and add more energy, defending from the front and we don’t end up playing Ben Parkinson up front away to Bournemouth. It’s a must.

Oh if you never received it I’d contact the club.

Are you a member?

Not saying I’d just want to sign Mateta outright but out of the two it’d be him simply because of the ridiculous form he was in at the end of last season.

Did you put the code in? There was a code they sent out and it discounted to £14.95 but it had a deadline which expired last night I think.