Joelinton7

Could we not move the pitch blade by blade instead?

We’ll smash their glass doors in

I just want to see Brazilcastle fully realised with Bruno, Joe and Paqueta samba’ing in front of the Gallowgate after spanking in the 9th against Liverpool.

Bruce destroyed him, as he almost destroyed his brother, Schar, he hoyed Lejeune out the door. In fact he destroyed the confidence of every single player in the squad bar Maxi.

Can only have Brewcy lined up for a triumphant return as he guides them from promotion favourites with great team harmony to relegation candidates in record time, with secret moles around every corner waiting to sabotage him as he tells the media “what do you expect, we’re Birmingham City”

He’s just imperious. Knows what he’s doing at all times. Just a true professional footballer

He’s absolutely not a nothing player. He’s been incredibly unlucky with shots on goal and could have had a few for wuh already

Guys I know this is an acceptable result but I’m just a little sick ‘cause I know with our full squad we can beat these candy asses. It’s a long wait with the internationals but I’m confident we will beat Palace!

Certainly. I haven’t written Sandrinho off. I will give him time because he’s not fully training. I will likely wait ‘til until next season but atm I don’t see what he’s bringing. Please enlighten me.

Stopped watching and going out. We’re getting nothing here.

Get Wilson on. Eddies got it wrong, should have let Ham have the ball and then pounce. Lascelles and Pope at fault for goal. Injuries have fucked us for this.

Just absolutely honking. Consistently makes the wrong decision. I will still give him time because I understand he’s not training fully but Jesus h buck your ideas up.

There’s nothing wrong with Trippier

He’s getting a hat trick today I can feel It

Nice to know Palace will be an easy dub

I love him, I love his story. His intense emotion. His goofy laugh. from Brazil to Barrack Road. Please don’t ever ever leave

They’d def give PSG, Milan and most of the PL a game though

No one else is allowed “special nights”. #famouseuropeannightsatanfield because we sang YKWA at the beginning

Thought this was just a Mackem trope but apparently not.

https://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/news/0286-1924e329ccd8-80a1c1283dfd-1000--in-the-zone-newcastle-41-paris-performance-analysis/?utm_campaign=ucl-editorial-ongoin&utm_content=_&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter

Jesus

Similar to PL games, teams just don’t get shots away against us, not shots on target, shots. They can have the possession and feel like they’re “in control”, meanwhile we’ve just blasted 4 or 5 past them

Highlights of Mbappe tonight

When we were poor. When we were owned by a selfish, corrupt drain on the club, a leech. In the midst of the 14 years of desolation. When pundits mused about “if someone gets it right up here it’ll take off” safe (at the time) in the knowledge that it wouldn’t and they loved that fact (Rio etc). This is it. This is what they meant. A full stadium in black and white blur with eardrum shattering gusts of noise upon noise. The bear pit mentality, fans and players in perfect harmony screaming we are Newcastle United, this is our house and we will not fall! Lift off Newcastle United Football Club!!

Mbappe didn’t want none