Joelinton7

Would rather have Mateta

Smith has been gone two years. Adam Bartlett is head of Gk now.

Not likely, don’t think the club will be putting anything out and the training pitches at Burnley are too far out of the way of any camera wielding Adam P’s. Having said that they’ll probably stick a 20 min montage on YouTube now.

Didn’t this happen another time and it was literally just him going for warm weather training in Dubai.

Back in training with us

Probably the least impressive player to come out of the City academy. Played a total of about 70 games in 4-5 years and has scored an astounding 4 goals. B&M Miggy.

Villa replacing one fast winger with no end product with another?

Sessegnon back to Fulham. Barely 24 he’s been around since we were in the champ with Rafa. Strange career

He’s got something to prove, think we’re getting scores every week Miggy back

The fact he hasn’t scored against you is neither here nor there, it’s not down to world class defending from your clown like back four that’s for sure. Put him 1 vs 1 and he’s having Onana on toast ten times out of ten. He’s the deadliest finisher in the PL and I include Haaland in that. 1 win in 4 vs us or something like that is it. Expecting to batter you this season as you pose little to no threat. We have a team willing to run through brick walls for the shirt and a superior manager. We’re quicker, stronger and bigger than you. Man U are a hotel resort for entitled players. Re Gordon or Isak. Fear both.

2 goals v City, 1 goal v Chelsea, 2 goals v Liverpool (and a 3rd wrongfully ruled offside), 4 goals against Spurs, 2 goals against Villa, 1 goal against PSG. It’s a stupid argument anyway. Does scoring against “Wolves, Brentford, West Ham, Forest and Sheffield United” make him a worse player. Hoijlund, who btw is an absolutely invisible striker for the most part who took 4 months to score his first PL goal, has also scored against Wolves, West Ham and even Luton. Guess he’s terrible. Judging Isak off his cup final appearance is wrong. He’d just come back after a 4 month layoff. Otherwise he’d have started and torn you to shreds. He’s better than anything you have by a country mile.

Is he? My opinions of him are based solely on his Watford spell so I don’t know if he’s fallen off a cliff at Marseille or something.

‘Cause he’s really good at them right? Right?

What a good signing for Palace

We should send our offer through carrier pigeon. Spuggy from Geordie Racer can train it. Any close contact between Thiaw and us will see his knee explode immediately.

Bloody hell, PIF are brutal. First they dispose of wor Mandy, now they’re attacking CB’s!

Go crazy?

Lovely interview. Can tell he feels more part of the club since his perm move and that spell he had at the end of last season.

I’m not sure tbh. I hadn’t heard of him previously. There’s lots of senior competition ahead of him so it’d be difficult for him to make a such a big impact. I’m kind of surprised we haven’t immediately sent him out on loan. Might show the faith they have in his ability to succeed here. Minteh did and ended up bagging us £25m+ profit. It shows that getting that vast, in depth scouting knowledge in every corner of the world is going to be crucial for us. We need guys who can almost find us sure things because it will help so much in freeing up funds for more expensive signings if these cheap gems become stars and If we do bring them in for pennies and turn them over for millions it’s gonna’ open the door for us to compete at the top longterm.

CB/CDM

1. The window closes in 10 weeks, not the start of the season. That’s loads of time. 2. Eddie lies Edit: my mistake the window actually closes in 6 weeks. We’re fucked.

Chido Obi Martin

He’s meme-ing again