Joelinton7

Man Utd - “we won’t be held to ransom” *proceeds to be held to ransom

Dirty Dan digging himself a mighty fine hole in that garden of his.

Revenge of the Sheth there who a few days ago said nothing was agreed with this deal and that Atléti and Roma were interested.

Pretty much the worst option they could have taken. His position had been completely undermined with all the speculation from last season which Man U did nothing to quell. Seemed nailed on to leave now they’re giving him a new deal. All of that uncertainty isn’t going to go away, it’s gonna’ fester next season, always 1/2 games away from the sack. They look so weak now after courting a litany of managers, none of whom would seemingly touch them with a barge pole and so they‘ve gone back to the wife saying “sorry, I won’t cheat ever again”. Gotta hand it to Rat, he doesn’t know how to run a football club but he gives us good entertainment.

Went to club shop and bought a fat bastard size. Turns out I was a fat bastard.

He’ll have the corpse of Brett Emerton to keep him company. Also still expecting to hear back on the scout reports from Holland on some kid called Kuyt.

Just one transfer mou that’s all I ask

I got the fan version. On the website this is down as “regular fit”. The player version is “slim fit”. But I’ve been sent a fan version with the fit of the player shirt. Have they goofed up? Sending it straight back anyway, thing is far too tight when everyone was saying they were much looser than Castore’s.

Just had mine delivered now. Online description says “regular fit” but the shirt I’ve been sent says “slim fit”. What does everyone else’s shirt say if you’ve got one yet?

One hotel on Mayfair

Duck old Trafford, we’ve got James Trafford

Nah i won’t shut up thanks mate. You’re talking bollocks, evidenced by the replies by everyone else here.

Brazil for the US in four days

Yeah, actually just shut up. Unmitigated bollocks. Makes no sense when he’s already better than Longstaff.

Yeah, rose through the ranks at Oven fc, he’ll knead time to settle in.

I think there’s a good keeper in there. Seems to have suffered with confidence issues. He’s playing behind a defence which Kompany insisted played out from the back, but they just weren’t capable. A lot of that ability disappeared with Harwood-Bellis not returning. When he got the ball there was never much of an out ball that didn’t result in him having to face a shot 5 seconds later. For £16m-£20 it’s not too much of a risk. Definitely one for playing with his feet. Just needs confidence and probably better players in front of him. A bit of a baptism of fire last season. I would hope he’d learn a a lot from Pope and improve as he ages.

Worried about this now, I’m an L, is the tusk on L’s?

Gordon is gonna’ come back destroyed playing under this turgid cnt. Can we get a new manager in the next week?

Awful again. We’d be better of sitting back and trying to hit them on the break.

So kind of a coup by Saudi?

Tournament winner if given the opportunity. Other fans are so blind to him. Grealish and Maddison were dropped because Gordon is just a lot better than them. When I think of Grealish or Maddison I think slow, tippy tappy. Gordon is just all out pace, running back and forth. Never let’s you rest for a second. Inside your man, outside your man. Assist king. Worldie of a right foot.

Not au fait with golf but iirc there was a big uproar about Saudi and liv. A bunch of golfers joined LIV and were shunned by the main golfing association. They then turned around and said “hang on LIV is cool after all”. Am I in the right ball park?

Saw dear stan and thought it was a rap

My shirt is on its way already. Suck it Castore.