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Get in Isak!

Big Joe captain!

Pope with a massive mistake to cost us a goal there

Big Joe injured edit: he’s fine but was feeling the area of his previous injury

He is already decent but a pre season with Mad dog and Eddie will have him purring more than a luxurious bag of Sheba. The recovery pace, the towering height, the long legs blocking everything coming his way, his ability to bring the ball right into the oppo half. A threat at set pieces. Gonna’ be worth billions of millions in a years time.

It’s so over for these guys. Their moment has well and truly gone. Just a car crash of a club.

Branthwaite for £80m + https://x.com/ipapersport/status/1792959088466288977?s=46&t=DcLbGwd6hoDY9gGMy-ZgEw

Think they’ve twigged on RC now that at best Berrada is in trouble and that we actually are allowed to view Dan’s work emails. They’re not happy.

I believe there is a gov memo detailing plans of emergency aid for Rat. However most of that aid will go on maintenance of Jim’s comb over and hair dye. The only aid money spent on PR will go towards the salaries of cameramen to take candid shots of him smiling into the middle distance.

Hopey’s on fire tonight, really bringing that Bruce/McLaren hatepassion he has

Ratcafe just refusing to believe the veracity of this report, and instead are sure that it’s evidence of DA playing 3D chess. Olympic levels of mental gymnastics to convince themselves that their club isn’t a shambles, hasn’t been irrelevant for 10+ years in terms of top honours, just to shield themselves from the uncomfortable truth that they’re still owned by the Glazers, still in massive amounts of debt, finished 8th (behind NUFC),are a holiday park for mercenaries and have a roof leak that the Niagara Falls would be proud of. King Rat better fire up the PR machine after this disaster.

So someone at the club has seen this email (because he’s copied the club into it by accident), and so we potentially knew full well what he was up to before he knew that we knew. My bridge could not be more burnt with this guy, it’s in cinders. Ruin him.

Did he just describe us as “the team I signed for a couple of years ago”, to NUFCTV ?

He’s got to be number 1, if you’re spending that much on a GK. Maybe Eddie saw enough of a drop off with Dubravka playing that he thought we couldn’t go through that again, and a good backup who doesn’t drastically alter our style because he is deficient is a must.

Pretty sure that’s Arteta

Think the pic is a replica fan one as it says Aero ready in the bottom corner. Player/pro issues are heat ready.

Gonna be lovely seeing Isak do his ACL in this and be ruined/hobbled for 12 months

Not good, think he has a history of passing out.

Probs mocking Fab with his 4 “here we go’s”, “documents being signed” and 6⏳ emojis before he tweets “it’s over” and actually no, Joao Pedro isn’t signing for us.

Just a reminder of how stretched we’ve been this season. Our bench for PSG away, a game which by any rights we won, was James Huntley, Loris Karius, Martin Dubravka, Paul Dummett, Lewis Hall, Michael Ndiweni and Ben Parkinson. And this theme continued for months. Players running themselves into the ground for 90-100 mins and then having to do it again 3 days later. If we stay relatively injury free next season and pick up some good buys, keep the class lads then a trophy may be on next season.

So what time will this games ko uk time?

The red teams know that if the shackles were off, you remove financial restrictions, then it’s over for them, and we plough the earth with their remains behind us. As it is, they’ll cling on with the last broken fingernail attached to their greasy hands.

Even after this Titanic of a season, hitting every single fucking ice berg out there. We’ve finished only 8 points off a Champions league spot. Imo there’s absolutely no question that if we have had even just big Joe and pope fit all season, we get that 4th spot.

Shoulder still in? Champion

I swear to god everything he does is being interpreted as a sign that he’s leaving. Crying, he’s leaving, sits on the floor, he’s leaving, last off the pitch, he’s leaving, waves (because it’s the end of the season), he’s leaving. Says he’s not leaving, well then he’s definitely leaving.